Babygirl I can eat oranges so incorrectly you wouldn’t even believe it
If you wish to try my method-
1. Cut an orange in half
2. Get a knife and stab at the insides of the orange (keep horizontal! You don’t want to spill any of the juices)
3. Repeat this stabbing with a fork now and mix it all up with a stirring motion until it resembles juice with Only Pulp
4. Take a fork, spoon or knife to it to pick up the pulpy goodness and enjoy
5.Bonus step. Squish a finished half over the unfinished half to transfer the last biys of pulp and not waste any of the juicyness and then when you’re finished eating the second half squeeze that one directly into your mouth to get the last morsels of flesh and liquid.
Hmm. This is definitely up there with when I used to eat them with the peel still on.
These Emu/Kiwi Bird fakemon were commissioned by @kyuremfan24 and are based off his own designs. He’s looking for names for them, so if you have any ideas, please share!
???(Grass/Ground) #029- These small, flightless Pokemon are usually found in the jungle. What they lack in flying ability, they make up for in running speed. They are sought after by predators, as their meat has an exotic, fruity flavor.
???(Fairy/Ground) #030 - These Pokemon are not as hunted as their pre-evolution, as the loss of their fruity flavor, as well as their increased size and speed, make them undesirable to hunt; however, they are popular ride Pokemon, even though it can be difficult to keep hold of them.
