#klaus and five

Klaus: Five, I need your help

Five: Alright, who are we killing?

Klaus: No, that’s not—

Five: The only rule is no kids, but that rule is one hundred percent negotiable if the kid’s a dick

Kidnapper: I have your brother

Klaus: Oh no. Which one?

Kidnapper: Uh small?

Klaus: Oh FIVE? I’m sorry sir, but you don’t have Five, he has you. Good luck

Klaus: STOP ARGUING! You’re going to traumatize the baby!

Five: I’m fifty eight–

Klaus: Not you! Me! I’m baby!

Flight attendant: Please make sure all small objects are secured

Klaus: *to Five* Do you feel safe, buddy?

Five: I will murder you

Five: *shows excellent poker skills*

Klaus: Damn Five. Are you secretly cool?

Five: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician Carl Friedrich cool

Klaus: I do not

Here’s my take on how I picture TUA as a cartoon, I don’t know why I did it, it just happened.

Anyway,Happy New Year everybody! And expect an Umbrella Academy spam in the next few days, also I’m gonna be checking my dm’s since there are a few I haven’t checked because… time and emotional drawning.