#lee felix
felix: [tapping fingers on table]
chan: [taps fingers back furiously]
hyunjin: what’s going on
jeongin: they’re talking in morse code
felix : ..-. .- - ……- -.. (fat head)
chan: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
interviewer: so what’s one thing you’d change about your team?
chan: *watches as jisung and seungmin harrass jeongin, jeongin yells at them to go away, hyunjin and changbin bicker, felix argues with woojin about anything and everything and minho manages to chime into every conversation with intense yelling*
chan: i wouldn’t change them for the world.
chan: so who’s turn is it to give a pep talk!
jeongin, sighing:changbin’s
changbin: fuck shit up out there but don’t die!
felix, wiping a tear: so inspirational
hyunjin: the real question is, what type of word is yeet?
hyunjin: is it a verb? can you yeet away?
jisung: or is it an adverb? can you DO something yeetily?
changbin: what if it’s a noun? can you BECOME a yeet?
minho: it’s 3am, can you shut u-
chan: hang on a second, minho. they have a point, please continue.
minho: i’m sad no one ever texts me
felix, texting: hey :)
minho: the fuck do you want?
HE’S A LITERAL NINE YEAR OLD PRETENDING TO FART USING A BALLOON
chan: so what’re you guys going to be for halloween?
minho:lonely
changbin: my crippling anxiety
hyunjin: my fear of social interaction
seungmin: …… i wanted to be spider man ……
someone:h-
jisung: ok cool but i have 7 binders full of pokemon cards i could literally battle u right here but u would LOSE. i have a charizard ex card u wouldnt stand a CHANCE against m
hyunjin: what is one thing you would change about me??
changbin: your last name
hyunjin:[swoons]
~
minho: what is one thing you would change about me??
felix: your last name
minho: we have the same fucking last name you dumb piece of shit
and here we have han jisung accidentally turning on a loud toy, trying to hide it and being caught by felix
jeongin:*breathes*
the rest of stray kids: ❣️❤️❣️❤️❤️❣️❤️❤️❣️i love you❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️
jeongin: how did you guys say that out loud
Content Bringing in Non-Stays be like:
It’s time my dudes…
It’s time my dudes…
Bruh look who representing
BRO JISUNG WAS ON MASK KING
Alright Ladies who are we betting will lift their shirt up in the next performance?
Petition to get Chan on Law of The Jungle
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Again, let me stress this even further.
I want:
- Spear fishing Chan
with a sleeveless shirt on - Chan climbing a coconut tree and busting off all the coconuts in one swoop
- Chan chasing after some wild animal for food
- Bro just Chan in general on Law Of The Jungle
