#leman russ
I’m fun at parties, I swear!
Space Wolves can read. Yes, all of them. Even the serfs. For real.
The term “Fenrisian Runes” should be proof enough of a written language (or that Russ wrote books). Or is Lorgar now also illiterate because he uses “Colchisian Runes”? And even if then comes “but, but not a letter/syllabary like High Gothic!” …. Prospero has hieroglyphics. Does that mean Magnus has also lost the ability to read?
And even if you twist and turn - it’s impossible to lead a fleet of monstrous warships in coordination with each other and the fleets of the other Primarchs through a galaxy-wide crusade without being able to read! Hololithe. Cogitors. Anything supplied by the Mechanicum. The cockpit of any transport or fighter. Simply everything is inscribed and needs writing. How would illiterate Astartes solve this? Behind every fighter pilot a serf who dances the labels of the icons to him? Must all communication be verbal? Or everything with battle signs? And even if Space Wolves avoid wearing helmets whenever possible - they make use of the HUD. And I highly doubt they have the audiobook-version of the Mark IV-helmet, that reads everything to them.
Ah, Occam’s Razor and all that.
Yeah, that were a lot of words for “I’m a hypocrite and draw what I want but I get mad at people inventing illiterate Space Wolves”.
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Alpharius and Magnus sell NFTs. Konrad eats people who own NFTs. Roboute and Rogal are trying to pass legislation to outlaw NFTs. Leman, Mortarion and Perturabo buy NFTs.