jimhenson-themuppetmaster:

The Magical Muppeteers

Jim Henson and Frank Oz Performing Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street from the first year, 1969.

roswell-newton-vargas:

VintageLittle Shop of Horrors Stickers Ranked by Rick Moranis’ Sex Appeal

Hi, I’m Roswell, and I’m horny for Rick Moranis.

Recently, my friend Pat sent me a fuckload of Little Shop of Horrors stickers from 1986.

Each pack contains a piece of thirty year old bubble gum.

It tastes really bad.

But we’re not here to talk about my mistakes; we’re here to talk about God’s mistake–the mistake of making me so incredibly attracted to Rick Moranis.

Let’s begin.

This Rick Moranis is not very sexy at all. He clearly doesn’t want that thing in his mouth. The lack of consent immediately turns me off, but I will give him one point for kissable lips. 1/10.

A reasonably fuckable Moranis. He’s doing that Vaudeville rubberface thing that I’m big into, but this outfit could’ve used some shoulder pads and his hair looks kinda greasy. 3/10.

The doe eyes. The pouty lips. The loose curls stuck to his forehead with nervous sweat. Truly this would be a tremendously boneable Ricky M. were it not for the fact that I am very anti-gun. 4/10.

His nonthreatening posture and gentle smooch make me feel like he would tenderly nurture our many children. Thinking about having kids kills my boner. 5/10.

A classic Rick! This kind of goofball acting is what makes him so loveable. He looks like a math teacher who just realized he forgot Pi Day and that’s what does it for me, I guess. 7/10.

The rumpled collar and patented Moranis Confused Face really get me going, but the caption makes me think of someone with a Brooklyn accent screaming, “The X-Files!” while falling down a well. 8/10.

Oh, what I wouldn’t give to push Rick Moranis into a dentist’s chair and fill his cavities. I think this scene made me gay. 10/10.

I have experienced an erection lasting longer than four hours and need to seek immediate medical attention. 11/10.

what if we watched a bunch of jim henson shows together…. then maybe… accidentally… potentially… h*ld h*nds

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happy pride!! also sorry i’ve been inactive recently, this is what i have to offer.

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Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

muppet-facts:

Muppet Fact #216

Originally, Frank Oz thought that Bert was a boring and dull character and didn’t like him. However as time went on, he found the fun in the dullness, and thought of Bert as a facet of himself.

Sources:

Henson’s Place: The Man Behind the Muppets. 1984.

The Muppet Movie (1979). Kermit and his newfound friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog legs merchant is after Kermit.

I don’t think I’ve seen this since I was a kid, so it was pretty delightful to revisit and love it just as much as I rememebered. There’s a reason the muppets have the staying power they do, and this movie is a pretty magical demonstration of why. 8/10.