Hermes: My boy mad because I haven’t replied to his selfie yet. Hold on shawty I’m trying to figure out how to spell georges

Hermes: We all have our demons.

Hermes, grabbing Thanatos: This one’s mine!

himboloverr:

TELL HIM HERMES

himboloverr:

TRIO OF DESTRUCTION PURR

They’re about to drop to sickest diss track

They’re about to drop the sickest diss track

Ugh I fucking love this fucking man holy shit

He’s so handsome oh my gaaawwwwdd…do things to me hermes what the fuck-

WHOOO MAIA!! WE FINALLY SEE THE WONDERFUL MOTHER OF HERMES!

And what a THICC and lovely lady we have and you can just tell hermes gets his wacky ans carefree attitude from her.

I’m gonna assume someone she used magic to make herself a baby because I don’t think we need a side plot of zeus also being hermes dad in lore olympus

Even tho yeah in actually mythology he is but sshhh-

ANYWAYS, YAY MAIA!!