Problematic title aside, this 2013 movie was so ridiculously bad, I would call it a Z movie. Honestly that makes me wish there were letters after Z because, this shit was so boring, poorly made and the acting was a million times worse than parody porn acting. Christ..
If you want to watch a movie just to talk shit then,hey, give it a single watch.
The 2000 story for this clown horror movie was so incomplete, in my opinion. They could have done so much better with a few changes here and there. I actually wish I never watched this one. It was just plain bad. There are multiple sequels as well so, I don’t know. I wouldn’t even call it a passion project because there was no passion. It was a mess.
(2015)The female prisoners in full make up, beaters, and jean shorts? Just poking their shovels into the ground when they’re supposed to be “removing stumps”? A cop that doesn’t know how to hold a gun? The acting? Standing in the pouring rain with OPEN cups of coffee as if the rain isn’t just flooding it? Shark point of view is legit filmed in the ocean but, it’s suppose to be a swampy ass creek? The casual racism towards the only minority character?
Ok, I HATE mannequins. I don’t know what made me want to watch this but, I’m actually glad I did and think about it from time to time. It’s the classic trope of a group of attractive friends getting stranded and being picked off by the monster/s of the movie(1979) one by one.
It’s a sequel to the short film “The Devil’s Carnival”. A musical with a 500,000usd budget.
I’m torn with this because, the IDEA is so good. It could have been executed so much better and far more well written and it would have been excellent. However, it’s lacking and I don’t think it’s as good as it’s budget could have allowed it to be at all.
This is a movie that I would love to see remade with a bigger budget and better writers and then I’d watch it again but, as is? I wouldn’t really recommend it unless you want to watch something just to pick at its flaws.
I love camp, bad acting and low budgets just as much as the next b movie lover but, this is just …a no.
This quirky and silly mockumentary, starring two-time Silver Fox Award winner Kaitlyn Murphy, follows a day in the lives of twenty-something undergraduates. With graduation quickly approaching, college roommates and best friends Lauren and Allie must come to terms with their post-grad lives going in opposite directions. Directed by Rachael Black and Devin Barbaro, this short film explores the pressure and emotions of four years of college coming to a close, reminding us that the most important thing we’ll take away from our higher education is the memories we’ve made.
