Today’s Movie Math is getting a little Groovy. To solve this equation you just need to recite the sacred words. Klaatu barada N…necktie? Nectarine? Nickel?
Wait okay but if Sam Raimi is directing Multiverse of Madness, and Doctor Strange has a villain side, and we all know how Spider-Man 3 went down, does this mean we are about to witness Bully Cumberbatch memes? Because I’m here for it.
The likelihood that these Multiverse of Madness theories are going to happen (according to me):
-Mephisto is the villain (1/10 because Mephisto theorizers are clowns.)
-Scarlet Witch is the villain (10/10. That is definitely happening even if it is a variant.)
-Wong dies (7/10. I don’t want him to die, but it would open up the spot for Doctor Strange to be sorcerer supreme)
-Wanda kills Wong (6/10. Most likely but not as likely as him dying in general)
-Professor X appears (8/10. I just feel like it’s very plausible)
-Jean Grey appears (3/10. I highly doubt that she will.)
-A variant of Iron Man will appear (5/10. I have no idea)
-Tom Cruise will play said Iron Man variant (2/10. No. They will want to save an actor of that degree for a more important role I feel like)
-Kaecilius returns (5/10. It’s 50/50 for me)
-Wolverine appears (6/10. Less likely than the Professor but still likely)
-The Fantastic 4 are teased (9/10. Highly likely. Especially in an after or mid credits scene)
-Loki appears (8/10. Very likely. Especially if it’s a variant)
-We see older teen/adult versions of Wiccan and Speed (10/10 because I hope so for the sake of the Young Avengers)
-Ghost Rider played by Norman Reedus appears!? (You know what…10/10 because I just want that so badly)
-Magneto appears (1/10. Not happening yall.)
-Enchantress is in the movie (4/10. I feel like that is a hard maybe)
-The entire X-Men appear (0/10. Yall are clowns if you believe that.)
-Deadpool appears (4/10. I’d love it, but I doubt it…maybe in after credits.)
-Christine dies (9/10. Yeah probably)
-Miles Morales appears (2/10. Marvel doesn’t love us enough to do that)
We’ll see if I right in a few months
I was correct about Professor X. I’m going to increase the Magneto likelihood from 1/10 to 5/10. I’m also increasing the Tom Cruise theory to 6/10. Thank you for your time. Watch Moon Knight
Despite featuring a villain who turned half of humanity into dust, Marvel has often been seen as the family-friendly brother to the darker shades of DC. This a universe where heroes quip, save the day, and always seem to escape the clutches of death - right? Well, not quite. You might think you know the MCU formula inside and out, but on the evidence of Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, this universe still has the capacity to surprise, and even to scare.
When the live-action multiverse first opened up in Spider-Man: No Way Home, it presented infinite possibilities for MCU film-makers. Sure, seeing heroes high-fiving other versions of themselves is cool, but the multiverse could also now be exploited by evil forces looking to manipulate alternate realities. And who better to navigate these nightmarish scenarios than Sam Raimi, a director who not only helmed the Spider-Man trilogy, but oversaw the gory craziness of Evil Dead?
In a bracing opening sequence, we see an alternative reality version of Doctor Stephen Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) losing his life while protecting a mysterious super-powered kid, America Chavez (Xochitl Gomez), from a fearsome beast. Back to our version of earth, and a dejected Strange watches on as his former lover Christine Palmer (Rachel McAdams) gets married to a man who isn’t him. Before he can drown his sorrows in some cake, he runs into America and another ill-meaning monstrosity, sent by someone who wants to steal her power - multiversal travel.
This is where the madness of the title comes in. Instead of trying to outdo the spectacle of No Way Home, this completely changes tact, swapping Marvel’s usual light-heartedness for the sensibilities of a horror chase movie (there’s even a groovy cameo for horror aficionados). After a wicked twist that is difficult to talk about without spoiling, Raimi’s film goes to some truly unexpected places. With effective jump-scares, grisly deaths, and a Carrie inspired chase sequence, this fully pushes the boundaries of its child-friendly rating. Doctor Strange’s first director Scott Derrickson flirted with horror elements, but here is the closest that Marvel has come to full-blown slasher.
At times, the multiversal hijinks on display here means that some characters get short-shifted - particularly McAdams, who doesn’t get a lot to do here. For the most part though, Raimi and screenwriter Michael Waldron are able to deliver crowd-pleasing reveals and perfect character moments without sacrificing the quality of the story-telling.
Gomez makes for a smart-mouthed foil to Strange, even if her character doesn’t get as much development as Strange’s last web-headed protege. Meanwhile, Wong (Benedict Wong) is absolutely loving the title of Sorcerer Supreme, much to the amusing annoyance of Strange. While he does occasionally feel side-lined amid all of the chaos, Cumberbatch uncovers new layers to the Master of the Mystic Arts, whose journey from self-important surgeon to selfless hero is convincingly played.
There’s an interesting counterpoint between Strange and Wanda Maximoff (Elizabeth Olsen), who handle unhappiness in their realities in very different ways. In truth, though this is a Doctor Strange film, at times this feels more like an extension of the excellent WandaVision. Still dealing with the aftermath of those events, Olsen threatens to steal the show, nailing the sorrow of someone who regularly dreams of the life and family she sacrificed. As her loss develops into simmering resentment, you can completely see how she comes to embrace the unhinged moniker of Scarlet Witch.
Featuring super-powered beings like Strange, Wanda and America, the film’s creative action sequences are a feast for the eyes. Musical notes become weapons, bodies are contorted, and one jaw-dropping scene sees our heroes switch between a visually diverse range of realities, from live-action to cartoon. But Raimi saves his best for last - a demonic and visually ambitious final act that could be the fuel of nightmares. Marvel might not be so family-friendly after all.
With imaginative action sequences, assured scares and audacious plot developments, Raimi has masterminded Marvel’s loopiest - and scariest - film to date.
A new painting commissioned by Garth Manor Cinema for their screening of Evil Dead 2 at the Alamo Drafthouse in South Lamar - with Robert Kurtzman live in person! 150 limited-edition prints will be made available.
I saw Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. I’m going to try not to post anything spoilery, or reblog any gifs until Monday at the earliest. I know most people can’t take off work to see a 4pm showing on Thursday.
I will say, visually it is quite interesting but I found myself reminded of the first movie in the sense that I don’t really care that much about Doctor Strange and/or his relationship with Christine.
I wish it had been a Scarlet Witch movie. But I am sure that surprises no one who has ever been to my blog.
The highlight for me was when a certain person who was teased in the Super Bowl spot comes in, they play a specific theme. 12-year-old me was thrilled. And I will reblog that shit every chance I get.
But it is a Doctor Strange film and if you want it to be a mutant film or a Wanda film or an Avengers film, you will be disappointed.
The mid-credits scene is a teaser for the next Doctor Strange film and the end credits is a gag, for people wondering about if they have to stay to the end.
Also, I fucking told you it wasn’t Tom Cruise. (Thank god! I was worried I was giving Scientology my money. Rest assured. He’s not in it.)
Excited to finally share these officially licensed posters I did for the fine folks at Vice Press! Both these 24x36 versions as well as a variant will be available in limited quantities starting Thursday May 5th
how intense are all the three evil dead movies in terms of scary/violent stuff and gore?? this is a bad comparison but let’s say next to hereditary and/or malignant?? i wanna watch it so bad but i’m not in the mood to be traumatized lmao. is it campy?? :)
Creepy Company has dropped an Evil Dead collection that includes three T-shirts designed by Heng Leng and Brandon Hopkins ($35), a long-sleeve shirt designed by Mike Palermo ($40), a 42x60 throw blanket ($40), a dad hat designed by Leng ($30), two pairs of socks ($12), two notebooks ($20), and two zipper pouches ($12).
A long-sleeve shirt designed by Leng ($50) is also available for one week only. It’s pictured below.
Ghouls just wanna have fun with Creepy Company’s The Evil Dead screen print. Designed by Matt Durston, it measures 18x24, is limited to 100, and costs $74.99.
So I have been dragged to see Doctor Strangelove and the Multiplex of Munchausens, and it was every bit as dull, tepid, and uninspired as I had expected.
I think the most defining feature of this film is the fact that Sam Raimi was heading it up. Because he is occasionally allowed to direct it. And the results are…something, that’s for sure.
See, Marvel usually finds people like the Russos or Jon Watts to direct these movies, because they have absolutely no kind of style or artistic vision. That way, when the film shifts between the 25% of the movie they actually directed, and the other whopping 75% that was already done up by right-to-work effects artists in a Previz sweatshop, you barely even notice.
Sam Raimi, on the other hand, is probably one of the most stylistically distinct directors of the last half century. There is nothing ordinary about a Sam Raimi production. You can always tell when it’s him. And you can always tell when it switches between his work and the Previz work. It’s phenomenally jarring.
There’s really nothing else to write home about. The whole villain plot is fairly misogynistic, but it’s not the worst we’ve seen out of the superhero genre. Bruce Campbell shows up for a little bit, and it’s the singularly most entertaining part of the movie.
If you’re really gonna make yourself watch it, pirate it.
OVERVIEW: As a descent of an infamous assassin family, it’s only natural that you’ve never failed to accomplish your goals. Armed with years of flawless experience forged from the hardships of your life, you’ve ultimately become both respected and feared by most of New York. With unmatched skills paired with undying loyalty, you’ve never once hesitated to eliminate anyone who’s made the terrible choice of standing in either you or your boss’s way…so why did you spare Spiderman?
NOTE:This story attempts to use neutral details and original storylines in order to fit any version of Spiderman so that you, the reader, may choose the variant that you wish to fill the role whether it be Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland, Tobey Maguire, or someone else if you really want.
WARNINGS:This story will eventually contain mature content including swearing, violence, gore, and themes of mental illness. Reader discretion is advised.
I’ve already seen some spolier free reviews of dsmom and people are saying it has sam raimis evil dead horror element to it and I’m literally taking my 6 year old sister on Thursday to watch it
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