#marty mcfly
The year is 2025. You’re in the movie theater watching Back to the Future IV. Mystical, twinkling music plays as some snot-nosed twerp climactically pulls a dusty tarp off of a Delorean in their grandfather’s old shed. Dramatically lit shots of aviators, orange vest, and Calvin Klein underwear. Down tempo Alan Silvestri theme swells. 40-year old men wearing “Re-elect Mayor Goldie Wilson” shirts whooping during the scene where CGI de-aged Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd step out from the shadows. The sounds of a man in the back of the theater lighting himself on fire. That man is me. Einstein is on a hoverboard.
Tick.
Alright calm down, I can hear you wailing “HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN BACK TO THE FUTURE!?!?” I hear you! I have since amended this infraction.
Great Scott!!!
I’m your density. I mean…your destiny
Marty McFly and Doc Brown from BACK TO THE FUTURE
Day 5. Chicken