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Bnha characters based on things I’ve heard/said

Kirishima: We are holding hands before marriage. But we are both gay, so the sins cancel each other out

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Aizawa: Are you trying to murder us both?!?

Hizashi: one day I might do that by accident

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Sero: Kaminari/Mineta is good for nothing,, but only useful when the subject is rated 18+

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Bakugou: People always say I’m going to hell for being gay. As if I’m not already going to hell for all the shit I’ve done

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Kaminari: This is worse than YouTube rewind

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Shinsou: let’s pretend friendship is the tax man so I have to run away from him now

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Kaminari & Sero: who needs romance when you have vine

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Bakugou: I hope you understand sign language, because all you’re going to see are these hands

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Midoriya: I just came to say that nudes are so 2018, send pics of you preparing for battle in full hero uniform

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Midoriya: ..but if you ever need to talk, you know where I live

Todoroki: considering we live together it would be concerning if I didn’t

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Probably Bakugou: I like all might. He reminds me of me. And me is awesome

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Mamagiri: Aren’t you suppose to be asleep

Shigaraki, Dabi, Toga: I’m suppose to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint

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Tamaki: due to personal reasons I will be passing away

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Kaminari: I’ll come by later so we can watch a movie

Shinsou: why do you always assume that I’m free?

Kaminari: because you have no friends

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Todoroki: I’ve been eating cold soba for the past two weeks, I forgot what real food looks like

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Class 1a: Midoriya you think so loud that I can’t sleep

Midoriya: that’s not a thing

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Shigaraki: this morning I almost forgot about all my problems haha

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Mina: you’re like a lesbian JoJo siwa

Momo: what’s a JoJo siwa?

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Aizawa & Shinsou: the best part about waking up is literally nothing, please let me sleep

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Toga: Felt cute. Might rob a bank later

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Mina: do any of y'all have money?

Uraraka: I never have money *finger guns*

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Kirishima: Kaminari could meet Jesus and be like “hey wassup JC. How is it hangin bro”

Bakugou: *loses Deku in a crowd*

Bakugou:,,,

Bakugou:finally

They’re missing some subtle red flags here.

midoriya: the villain broke my arm…

bakugou: oh fuck.

midoriya: you’re upset he hurt me? That’s so swee-

bakugou: no, I’m upset he didn’t snap your neck while he was at it.

midoriya: hold on, I feel like I’m gonna sneeze-

midoriya, sobbing: turns out it was just another spontaneous urge to cry.

uraraka:a-another?

midoriya: I have a plan!

uraraka: no you don’t.

midoriya: yes I do!

uraraka: does it involve breaking at least one bone?

midoriya:…maybe.

uraraka: you don’t have a plan.

midoriya: I don’t have a plan.

WHAT WHICH BOY YOU SIMP FOR IN BNHA SAYS ABOUT YOU

—i.midoriya, k.bakugou, s.todoroki, d.kaminari, e.kirishima, dabi, s.aizawa

disclaimer: this is a generalisation and just a bit of fun. of course not all the descriptions will fit everyone so please take these with a grain of salt. if you are on the sensitive side, just sit this post out bcs i don’t want to offend anyone :( this also does not include EVERYONE in bnha so if you guys really enjoy this one, i will consider doing more!! enjoyyyy. slightnsfw disclaimer.

IZUKU MIDORIYA: first of all, i love you. you are the sweetest person ever. but sort your trust issues out. you probably don’t love easily, but once you do love someone, you put your all into it. you just want to love and feel loved. perhaps you have some sort of abandonment issues and liking izuku feels like a safe space. how could a sweetheart like him leave you?? exactly. unrelated but you probably are weird. you give me wheeze laugh vibes as well. your childish but in the best way possible.

BAKUGOU KATSUKI: are you ready to finally go confront your childhood traumas instead of using fanfics/fandoms as a form of escapism? you probably have a degradation kink im not even going to lie. you’ve developed a saviour complex but it’s honestly just a projection of what you wish someone would do for you. you treat your love for katsuki the way you wish others would treat you; loving you past all your flaws. you’re probably, honestly, the nicest, kindest and most selfless person behind the walls you’ve built up. i literally just want to hug you.

SHOUTO TODOROKI: you like hot men with trauma… there’s nothing wrong with that… haha. let me guess, you probably also like akechi, cloud, diluc, venti, xiao. you honestly just probably trauma bonded with todoroki and wish you could treat him better than anyone else in his life. once again PROJECTION. you are a big softy and love affection, but ironically, you are touch starved. you were always told you were mature for your age and definitely dealt with your issues alone. and it shows because you are insanely independent and strong minded. you give me an intelligent and playful vibe. the best of both worlds :)

DENKI KAMINARI: you’re just here for a good time, you know. you picked a boy who was good looking, dumb and flirty. lets be honest, do you lowkey want to feel superior to the people around you? you also self-insert into every scene denki has with jirou…anyways, you’re easily distracted, childish and annoying. you had a nightcore, fnaf phase when you were younger and i know it. you picked denki because you either want to dominate the shit out of him or let him dominate the shit out of you. there’s no in between. you always like those skinny musicians and those playful flirts who you’ll never get a chance with. do you like kaeya and childe by any chance? go touch some grass.

EJIROU KIRISHIMA: you’re a raging bisexual. you actual pick guys who won’t treat you like shit. respect is your number one priority from other people. you definitely like being chased or you like it in theory. unlike the others on this list, you don’t chase. you give me bad bitch vibes (regardless of gender). i feel like despite liking kirishima, you are extremely lazy. yeah, i don’t think he would find that very manly of you. regardless, you just want to be babied and cared for by your partner. you probably like rpg games, some sports and you have those aesthetic home screen layouts. you know the ones i’m talking about. i feel like you’d be incredibly sarcastic 24/7 and a lowkey crybaby :’)

DABI: is everything okay at home? you are one self destructive person. very similar to people who like todoroki, you just love hot guys with trauma. but you’re more spicy. you probably cry over his back story before going to read nsfw fanfics about him… pick a side you horny freaky fuck. lets be honest, you see broken people and think “yes, i can fix them”, right? please be safe out there. i would not even be surprised if you liked the joker or something. i feel like you’re a very fun person though. youre with whatever and love new experience. you are very open minded and always want to see the best in other people. i can’t imagine u being anything but a massive heterosexual… i’m so sorry. unless ur nb/male, then you’re a massive fruit.

SHOTA AIZAWA: daddy issues go brrrr. i’m joking, but seriously you definitely find figures of authority attractive. (not the police tho, fuck them). I feel like you find yourself liking all the “sensei’s” in every anime. do you like gojo and kakashi as well? to be honest, you probably kin aizawa more than you actually like him. i feel like you are probably super hard working once you put your mind to something. like, you’re just super passionate about the things you love! you are a lowkey attention whore and are a bit annoying. i’d say, you’re either super well put together or falling apart completely. you’re probably fruity as well. in conclusion, i love you.