#midoriya izuku
Midoriya, to Kirishima: You know, Bakugou can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Midoriya: *blows airhorn at Bakugou* GET FUCKED!
Monoma: The floor is lava!
Todoroki: *helps Mei onto the counter*
Midoriya: *kicks Bakugou off the sofa*
Bakugou: FUCKING-
Shinsou: *lays on the floor*
Monoma: …Are you okay?
Shinsou:No.
Villain Midoriya: I fell—
Toga: From heaven?
Villain Midoriya: No, I literally fell—
Toga: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Villain Midoriya: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Toga: Okay, but do you think I’m pretty? Be honest.
Bakugou:Stressed.
Midoriya:Depressed.
Shinsou:Possessed.
Monoma:Obsessed.
Todoroki:Impressed.
Mei: Chicken breast.
Everyone:…What?
Mei: I just wanted to join in
BNHA as things me and my friends have said
Midoriya: my trauma but make it an eminem verse
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Kaminari: im a gamer with 26 cps. im good with my hands. women love me
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Kirishima: I WANNA BE THE NEXT JERUSALEM
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Monoma: old me was not hot therefore old me didn’t exist
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Shinsou: my sleeping schedule is as fucked as your mom is whenever i come over
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Uraraka: isn’t elvis presley the one who sang never gonna give you up
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Mina: if the school doesn’t let me dye my hair im going to dye my pubes instead
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Midoriya: We’ll always be close, y'know. Our bond isn’t something that we can break.
All Might: What if i fucked your mom
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*playing sribbl.io*
Midoriya: *drawing a trumpet*
Kaminari: sasiphon
Bakugou: saxophone
Sero: trumbalene
Kaminari: sasiphone
Bakugou: FUCK
Sero: saxiphone
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Tokoyami: I’m also scared of the unknown.
Shouji,without thinking: You’re scared of getting laid?
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Bakugou: if you make one more fucking mom joke you wont have a mom to joke about
Kaminari: what the fuck are you implying
Bakugou:
Kaminari: whose mom, Bakugou?
Shinsou: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Midoriya: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Shinsou: That one. I want that one.
Todoroki, about Kaminari: Your partner doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Shinsou, about Midoriya: Your partner thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Bakugou: Who’s fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Jirou: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
