#mlp incorrect quotes

Rainbow Dash: I’m just worried that you guys and my girlfriend won’t like eachother.

Pinkie Pie: Oh, c'mon Dash, don’t worry.

Sunset: Yeah, any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours.

Rainbow Dash:…

Sunset: …

Sunset:That sounded way better in my thoughts.

Applejack: Do you have thoughts at all?

Celestia: Sunset, stop! This isn’t like you, you’ve gone mad with power!

Sunset: Of course I’ve gone mad with power

Sunset: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Sunset: It’s boring, no one listens to you

Therapist: And what do we say in this kind of situation?

Rarity: You’re toxic

Therapist:Good

Rarity: I’m slipping under-

Therapist:No.

Rainbow Dash: Shy, what is a ship?

Fluttershy: A big boat, like the Titanic.

Rainbow Dash: But why would people want us to be a boat?

Sunset: *Laughing in the corner*

Fluttershy: What do you mean, Dash?

Rainbow Dash: People say they ship us. I was wondering to what that means

Sunset:*falls on the floor laughing*

Rainbow Dash: SUNSET THIS ISN’T FUNNY.

Twilight: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Rainbow Dash: I almost died!

Applejack: Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.

Rainbow Dash: Hey nerds!

Sunset, Twilight and Fluttershy: *turn around*

Rainbow Dash: Oh, you all turned around. Wow.

Rarity: Don’t mind me, I’m just live-tweeting the insanity of our friendship reunion.

Aria: Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?

Sonata: I don’t know, probaly both

Twilight: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Sunset: Can I pick?

Sunset: THERE,’S A FURRY AT THE MALL!

[later]

Sunset: The fuck is an “easter bunny”?

Twilight: Oh no no is Principal Celestia!! What is she going to think when she sees Sunset like this with ME?

Sunset: Uh, lucky Sunset?

Rainbow Dash: Doing tricks while flying is dangerous. You know, I heard one in five pegasus don’t even make it to the ground.

Twilight: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where do they go?

Rainbow Dash, in everfree forest: It’s not that bad.

Rest of the girls:…

Rainbow Dash: Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.