[ID:A drawing of Tang Seng reprimanding Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong has an exasperated expression and is facing away from Tang Seng, a hand on his forehead. Above Tang Seng there is a screenshot of a Reductress headline reading “4 Cute Headbands That Say, ‘I’m Gonna Have a Headache Later.’” End ID]
This was just supposed to be a doodle but I got carried away lol
[Image ID: 1. An image of Victorious-in-Strife Buddha Sun Wukong, reclining on his somersault cloud with shades and a calabash. Above him in all-caps reads “Heaven may not want me, but neither does the Underworld.” 2. A screenshot of an anonymous Tumblr ask reading “unkillable by virtue of the underworld not even gonna BOTHER with the headache of tryna make him stay.” End ID]
In the Chocolatier Macaque AU. Macaque and Wukong are typically in their human glamours.
and. despite the fact that MK pretty much very quickly figured out Macaque. it takes him forever to figure out Wukong.
In fact, he only puts two and two together when Macaque forcibly kicks Wukong out of the shop while muttering “stupid monkey”
at which point MK has every single interaction he’s had rush through his mind (rambling about Monkey King whilst horribly pretending that he absolutely wasn’t the Monkey King’s successor, for one), and is just like “wait. wait.”
MK:ApricotisMonkey King????
Macaque:HE CALLED HIMSELF APRICOT??
Macaque allows MK to confront Wukong about this in his store- Wukong looks at him with an expression of Utter Betrayal and Macaque literally has to hold on to the edges of the counter to keep himself from falling to the floor as he laughs
Wukong, picking up a box of peach chocolates: just for that. i’m not gonna pay for these.
Macaque:like you ever payed for them anyways????
Wukong:before it was because it was funny, now im doing it out of spite
Macaque;I-
Wukong:also i did pay before, for your information.
Macaque:Wukong this is money made out of your own hair
Wukong:you can sell it online for a few thousand bucks
Macaque:who the fuck would-
MK:Monkey King. Monkey King. do you sell your own hair online.
Wukong:
MK:MONKEY KING.
Macaque, seriously considering closing the store early just because of this: i cant fucking believe this
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