i think what morbius needs is a third cinematic release. that will make it successful
can you imagine being the one staffer at Sony who spends enough time on tumblr to know it was all a con job, and then they had to decide whether or not to try to convince executives getting excited about viral sleeper hit metrics that it was all fake bc “this kind of internet sarcasm is different from these other more sincere forms of internet sarcasm”
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.
it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful
It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.
He’s not named Morbius in game but Morbius almost certainly IS in spider man ps4
Its a case if, okay, it MIGHT not be him, but it would be weird for a completely unrelated character with his canon job and name be going aroubd, especially when Morbius is generally introduced through spider man to begin with
listen guys i watched morbius but thats not the important part, the important part is the post credit, where he meets up with the spider-man villain vulture (mcu) indicating its part of the no way home multiversal rift that has caused them to meet. its very possible that they could appear in the mcu and THAT means that they could have an actual reference to “its morbin time” later
I love memes as much as the next guy, but we have to realize that sometimes they can result in serious real world harm. For example, because of the memes, some people actually saw Morbius.
Morbius influencer where every video is a reaction video to Morbius and they open “what’s up morbtubers” and also starts toxic rivalries with other Morbfluencers and keeps insisting they “keep the conversation going on the Discoursibus”
This isn’t really a joke sometimes I just like to imagine weird things
