#morrigan
Feyre: how was your quarantine, Az?
Az: I social distanced from all my problems.
The IC as quotes from my calc teacher
Calc quotes Pt. 2/???
Feyre: My life story. Uh, in university, I majored in Chemistry and Math. I hate Chemistry with a passion.
Amren: As always, after you’re finished, you’ve got to erase the evidence.
Morrigan: We’re having fun, and that’s the important thing. Well, I’m having fun, and that’s the important thing.
Cassian: If dog equals cat, and cat equals horse, then a dog is a horse.
Azriel: “An object is dropped from the roof of (our school)” - don’t do that. Don’t drop things off the roof, especially when I’m teaching.
Elain: (on student bribes) Oh that’s what I would like. An air fryer. Those are good.
Nesta: You’re usually the problem.
*Rhys was included in my previous post!*
The High Lords as quotes from my calc teacher
Calc quotes pt. 1 of ???
Rhysand: Bonus marks??? Your bonus mark is that I’m your math teacher.
Thesan: *when a student ate a raisin off the floor, in the middle of a pandemic* Oh, come on, (student name). There’s so many other raisins you could’ve eaten. Really? I’m employed by (provincial health department). It’s my job to make sure everything meets standards! And that raisin was not the standard.
Helion: what do I use math for? for counting my money.
Kallias: My laptop screen is frozen. Like the movie. No, Frozen 2.LikeFrozen 2.
Beron: I have a big booboo, everybody. I have a big booboo.
Tarquin: That’s in my book, **** Philosophy. The last chapter is “If You Are Second Place, You Are Not The Winner”.
Tamlin: You’re going to cry. You’re going to fail and cry but you’re going to suffer and you’re going to enjoy it.
Azriel: it’s unfortunate that Nesta’s a moronsexual.
Cassian: hey! don’t call my girlfriend a moron.
Cassian:wait-
Mor: it’s not four servings if you eat it all in one sitting!
Tarquin: my season is almost over! :(
*distant rumbling from the Autumn Court*
Cassian: I want a knife block that screams when I put the knives in.
Amren: you mean people.
Cassian: that’s one of my biggest fears.
Az:what?
Cassian: if I woke up as a dessert,
Az: you’d eat yourself?
Cassian: yeah. except I’m already a piece of cake.
Rhysand, Feyre, Amren, Mor, Cassian & Azriel
the last great prythian dynasty. who knows if feyre didn’t show up what could’ve been?
Tarquin: three weeks ago I lost my best friend.
Rhys: stop acting like I’m dead! I took just one book!
Tarquin: sometimes I can still hear his voice.
Beron: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Rhysand:Beron.
The Inner Circle in Quarantine
Rhysand & Feyre: do I really need to say anything?
Mor: always drunk. there is no sense of time in quarantine.
Cassian: running around the house doing parkour. he’s already broken two lamps and three chairs within the first few days.
Az: never comes out of his room, constantly sleeping, but sometimes you see him in the kitchen making a bowl of cereal
Amren: locked in a room to prevent her from killing everyone. you’re next.
The High Lords’ Signatures
pt. 2 of ACoTaR signatures! please credit me when reposting since this took a lot of time :)
also I added their courts since it looks classier. and High Lords are all about class.
Tamlin: I beg to differ.
Feyre: then beg.
Cassian, stubbing his toe:F-
Rhysand: no swearing in the house!
Cassian: FORKING SHIRTBALLS
Feyre: didn’t I?
Rhysand: didn’t you what?
Feyre: tell you NOT to self-sacrifice again???
Rhysand:…and?
Feyre: did you?
Rhysand:…yes
Cassian: *sadly watching Nesta storm off after a fight*
Feyre: Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.
Cassian: *running a hand through his hair* she thinks it’s fancy?
“Her cousin looked Rowan over with an appreciate eye and said, "You never bothered to tell me how handsome your faerie prince was, Aelin.’” (Queen of Shadows, page 243)
We all know Sarah isn’t exactly the best when it comes to revealing her non-hetero characters sexualities, but at least we can say Aedion’s bisexuality wasn’t completely left field.