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Nick Miller’s Turtle Face
To celebrate the fourth season of New Girl, I’ve created an illustration of Nick Miller (Jake Johnson) making his signature Turtle Face.
New Girl comes on Tuesdays at 9PM EST on FOX!
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Jess: Send me a dick pic
Nick: *sends photo of his father*
Cece: Why are Nick and Jess sitting with their backs to each other?
Schmidt: They got in a fight
Cece: Then why are they holding hands?
Schmidt: They get sad when they fight
Nick: You wanna go?
Jess: Yeah
Nick: On a date with me?
Nick: OH YOU DO?
Nick: OHHHHH
Jess: YOU’RE SAYING THAT LIKE I GOT PRANKED. I’M YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU EGG
Jess: I’m a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man!
Jess, gazing longingly at Nick: I want one though.
Nick: How do I take revenge on those who’ve wronged me?
Jess: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Nick:
Nick: Hey, Winston, how do I take revenge–
Jess: Hey, Nick, can you do something for me?
Nick: I would kill for you, help you cover up a murder and take the blame myself.
Jess: Great, can you do the dishes?
Nick: Woah, let’s not get crazy.
What are you doing? Let’s not think about it.
