#nick x schmidt
Nick: I’m such an idiot
Schmidt:
Nick:
Schmidt: If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you then it’s going to be a long night
Schmidt: Believe it or not, I was considered quite the nerd in school.
Nick: I’m pretty sure that’s a surprise to approximately no one
Nick: Why do you have 6 massage chairs?
Schmidt: Well, they don’t have a massage couch!
Schmidt: Believe it or not, I was considered quite the nerd in school.
Nick: I’m pretty sure that’s a surprise to approximately no one
Schmidt: The boys haven’t eaten their sandwiches.
Jess: Ok, just throw them out
Schmidt:
[later]
Schmidt, helping Winston and Nick pack their suitcases: Look, I’m just as surprised as you are.
Enemies to lovers? I’m over it.
How about enemies to reluctant allies to friends to best friends to roommates to why does everyone think we’re dating I don’t understand to queer platonic relationship?
