#nico di angelo fake quotes

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Nico, trying to flirt: your outfit is so sharp it could puncture a hole in a ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea

Will, wearing a camp half-blood t-shirt: thanks, I got it at the store

*later*

Will, to Piper: wait…was he trying to flirt with me?!?!????

Piper:*facepalm*

Nico: I’m not a people person, I don’t like physical contact

*kisses Will*

*hugs Annabeth and Hazel*

*bro hugs Percy and Jason*

*high fives Frank*

Nico: AS I WAS SAYING—

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