#nico di angelo fake quotes
Nico, trying to flirt: your outfit is so sharp it could puncture a hole in a ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea
Will, wearing a camp half-blood t-shirt: thanks, I got it at the store
*later*
Will, to Piper: wait…was he trying to flirt with me?!?!????
Piper:*facepalm*
Nico: I’m not a people person, I don’t like physical contact
*kisses Will*
*hugs Annabeth and Hazel*
*bro hugs Percy and Jason*
*high fives Frank*
Nico: AS I WAS SAYING—