#annabeth chase text post
Dionysus: Okay, first I’d like to introduce our new camper, Percy, and I’d like to thank Percy for his generous gift of two dollars, which he handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.
Annabeth: why’d you give him two dollars?
Percy: I thought he was homeless
Percy, trying to flirt: Annabeth, I think…uh…it’s awesome…the way…you fight with your dagger
Annabeth, blushing:t-thanks
*both awkward as hell*
Nico: I never run around the bushes in a ski mask when I breaking in some place.
Nico: Somebody catches you, what are you gonna say? You want to look like a legitimate visitor until the very last minute.
Nico: If you can’t look legit, confused works as well. Maybe you get a soda from the fridge or a yogurt.
Nico: If you’re caught, you just act confused and apologise like crazy for taking the yogurt. Nothing could be more innocent.
Everyone: *concerned silence*
Jason: exactly how mANY PLACES HAVE YOU BROKEN INTO —
Frank: Nico what the…?
Annabeth: very smart, good job Nico!
Percy: okay, mission number two, finding the where the popcorn is.
Grover: what was mission number one?
Annabeth: literally getting here, Grover!
This might’ve been said before, but I bet Percy’s birthday is bittersweet for him. I mean, the Battle of Manhattan happened on his birthday. Lots of demigods died. It was tragic, and having that on your birthday is…a lot. So I hope Percy’s doing okay with that.
On the other hand, it’s his birthday! It marks his birth, his anniversary with Annabeth, and the day his prophecy came true and Kronos was defeated.
Happy Birthday Percy Jackson!
August 18 is such a big day for everyone in the Percy Jackson fandom! Percy’s birthday, and the day Percabeth finally happened! So, I am wishing the happiest birthday to Perseus Jackson, who absolutely deserves the best! And, celebrating the anniversary of Percabeth!
But let’s not forget what also happened on August 18. The Battle of Manhattan. Dozens of demigods died. Micheal Yew. Silena Beauregard. Ethan Nakamura. Luke Castellan. And so many unnamed others. It’s not only Percy’s “birth anniversary” — it’s their “death anniversary.”
Anyhow, happy birthday Percy!
Percy: hey Annabeth? I’ve got a question
Annabeth: it’s like 2 a.m. what?
Percy: who invented clocks? Like who decided they were just going to be like that. 3 hands? 6 means half? 12 is the start of the day? why!?
*both of them immediately dive into hours of extensive research to find the answer*
Percy: *does something stupid* (like running into a volcano to sacrifice himself)
Annabeth: I can’t believe I have to kiss him *facepalm*
Grover: you know you don’t /have/ to kiss him, right?
Annabeth: no, I definitely have to
Annabeth Chase really just understood physics at the age of 12 huh
Like at Waterland she knew what time specifically to jump because, quote, “simple physics! Force times the trajectory angle-”
She did those calculations in her head as a twelve year old. Like this is stuff people learn in high school, and this sixth grader just did it. wow. Genius level intellect here.
yes this is an annabeth chase appreciation post.
Percy: I’m growing a beard
Annabeth: oh I thought that was dirt on your face
Percy: …thanks a lot Annabeth
Teacher: What is the hardest word to say?
Young Annabeth:Antidisestablishmentarianism!
Teacher: Wrong, it’s ‘sorry’
Young Annabeth: *runs away to Camp Half-Blood*
Rachel: So, would you want to go out and get ice cream sometime?
Percy: You mean with other people?
Rachel:uhhhh…
Percy: I would go if Annabeth and Grover came!
Rachel: ummmm…ok ?
Annabeth: You know, Percy, I don’t care what everyone else says about you. You’re pretty smart.
Percy: Thank you, Annabeth.
Percy:*realises*
Percy: Hey, wait a sec-
*during BotL*
Annabeth: Percy, you’re driving, and Rachel walks into the road. What do you do?
Percy: Hit the brakes, of course.
Annabeth: No, Seaweed Brain, you hit Rachel!
Nico: I’m not a people person, I don’t like physical contact
*kisses Will*
*hugs Annabeth and Hazel*
*bro hugs Percy and Jason*
*high fives Frank*
Nico: AS I WAS SAYING—
