#hoo text post
Nico, trying to flirt: your outfit is so sharp it could puncture a hole in a ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea
Will, wearing a camp half-blood t-shirt: thanks, I got it at the store
*later*
Will, to Piper: wait…was he trying to flirt with me?!?!????
Piper:*facepalm*
Annabeth Chase really just understood physics at the age of 12 huh
Like at Waterland she knew what time specifically to jump because, quote, “simple physics! Force times the trajectory angle-”
She did those calculations in her head as a twelve year old. Like this is stuff people learn in high school, and this sixth grader just did it. wow. Genius level intellect here.
yes this is an annabeth chase appreciation post.
Percy: I’m growing a beard
Annabeth: oh I thought that was dirt on your face
Percy: …thanks a lot Annabeth
*Percy does something stupid*
Reyna: I assume you realise this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my camp
Percy: would there be another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?
Reyna:*glares*
Percy:understood
Leo & the Mug: Part II
Leo: *drinking from a mug*
Jason: hey Leo, what are you drinking?
Leo: ice water!
Leo: *crunch noises as he chews the ice*
Percy: What flavour is this?
Annabeth: This is shampoo…
Percy: What flavour tho? It’s so blue!
Annabeth:…
Piper: Answer him
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Annabeth: it’s so dark in here! Do you have a flashlight?
Percy: I don’t need one cuz I have all the light I need in here-
Annabeth:Aww
Percy: on my feet *stomps and shoes start flashing*
IG || @bookloving_wisegirl
Nico: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘Go to the infirmary’ and that I’ve 'lost a lot of blood’. It’s my stab wound, not yours. So stay out of it.
Will: YOU GOT STABBED???!
IG|| @bookloving_wisegirl
Leo, bursting into the room: How dare you
Percy, instantly: How dare ME? How dare YOU! wait what is this about?
IG|| @bookloving_wisegirl
Something: *blows up*
Annabeth: percy, what did you do?
Percy: my best
IG|| @bookloving_wisegirl
Leo: I’ve been learning a lot about computers in IT class but I’m still waiting for the clown
Annabeth: I have to tell you something…
IG|| @bookloving_wisegirl
Percy: I wanna cuddle with you 23/7
Annabeth: Why not 24/7
Percy: snack breaks
Annabeth: … of course
IG|| @bookloving_wisegirl
Annabeth: I’m back!
Piper: Cool, Leo broke all the toilets and Percy’s hand is stuck on the ceiling.
Annabeth: I was gone for 10 minutes.
IG|| @bookloving_wisegirl
Percy: I think I did okay
*distant explosion*
Annabeth: *giving The Look*
Percy: maybe not…
IG || @bookloving_wisegirl
Coach Hedge: Jackson, I know you snuck out last night.
Percy:*play dumb*
Percy: Who’s Jackson?
Percy:*not that dumb*
IG| @bookloving_wisegirl
Annabeth: It’s time to wake up and be an adult!
Percy: *aggressively sobs*
IG || @bookloving_wisegirl
Annabeth: Hey, can you do something for me?
Percy:I would willingly die for you but continue
IG || @bookloving_wisegirl
Annabeth: Swear words are illegal now. If say one, you’ll be fined.
Percy:Heck.
Annabeth: You are on thin fucking ice!
Annabeth: oh no
IG || @bookloving_wisegirl
Frank trying to flirt
Frank: Your eyes sparkle like the ocean
Hazel: My eyes are brown
Frank, nervously: Your eyes sparkle like the Hudson River?
Hazel:…
IG || @bookloving_wisegirl
Percy: How do I tell Annabeth that I like her?
Beckendorf: Just do it after practice. But make it subtle.
[After fighting practice]
Annabeth: nice work! High five!
Annabeth: *high fives Percy*
Percy: *intertwines their fingers*
Annabeth:wha-
Percy: I love you
If Heroes of Olympus was YA, the scene where the webs from Arachne were caught on Annabeth’s foot and Hazel said “Her ankle! Cut it!” someone would have actually cut it off.
The fact that Annabeth was the only one of the seven who didn’t get physical powers was so overlooked. Like yes she got her own quest, but did that give her any extra character development? Not really. Tartarus did, her quest didn’t. There should have been some big revelation where her being the only one with out physical powers came into play. Did Rick give us that? Nope.
