Jake: Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should’ve written this down first.
#b99reunionweek • day one: favorite cold open “Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you. You look out there and see a problem. I look out there and see an opportunity. I’m gonna slide on that slippery floor all the way from Holt’s office to the elevator. You’re going to do the FBP? That’s right, Rosa. I’m doing The Full Bullpen!”
Will: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question. The question is: who here does the best impression of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. You’ll be judged on voice, body language and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Dr. Lecter eating a marshmallow for the very first time. LET THE LECTER-OFF BEGIN!
Jack Crawford (impersonating Hannibal): What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?
Beverly (impersonating Hannibal): The sugar in this is quite sweet.
