Jake: Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should’ve written this down first.

Amy: No, no, it’s okay. Go on.

Jake: I love how much you pretend to like Die Hard.

Amy: I like the second one.

Jake: You don’t have to.

Amy:Okay.

Detective Jake Peralta

PIMENTO IS PLAYING DIONYSUS!!!!!

Rosa: describe the perfect date.

Adrian: That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Gina: *mumbles in latin*

Pimento: Listen, for the last time, I’m not a demon and you can’t exorcise me.

Gina, crossing #5 off a list: It was worth a try.

okay but…

imagine Lin Manuel Miranda making a guest appearance on Brooklyn Nine Nine.

just imagine the mayhem.

like…just imagine Jake and Boyle sitting at the bar when Miranda starts to talk to Jake, and by the end of the night, they’re both best friends and having an intense drunken rap battle while Charles watches sullenly from the corner.