Jake: Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should’ve written this down first.

Amy: No, no, it’s okay. Go on.

Jake: I love how much you pretend to like Die Hard.

Amy: I like the second one.

Jake: You don’t have to.

Amy:Okay.

No one:

My brain: *Quotes B99 at any time of the day*

Terry Jeffords appreciation post:

Captain Holt appreciation post:

Me, while watching the last two episodes of B99:

*Everyone talking about B99 finale*

Me, who didn’t get to watch the episodes yet:

B99 fans tonight:

Charles Boyle appreciation post:

Brooklyn Nine Nine Cast:

Me:

Amy Santiago appreciation post:

Me, pretending I’m okay even though there is only two more episodes left of B99

Jake Peralta:

Me: ❤️❤️

Some of my favourite Jake Peralta moments:

Happy Nine-Nine Day!!!!

Netflix:

Me:

Happy Brooklyn Nine Nine Day!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

Me, watching B99 before:

Me, watching B99 now:

the finale of Brooklyn 9-9 was so perfect that it’s even unusual that the ending of the series was not fucked

Jake and Rosa: Regularly say fuck

Amy: Has sworn off saying fuck but said it at some point

Terry: has not said fuck before, can do if desired

Holt: has not said fuck before and refuses to say it

Gina: says fuck only for the ✨drama✨

Hitchcock: says nothing but fuck

Scully: says fudge or duck instead

Charles: legally cannot say fuck