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Lucifer: what is the one thing I told you not to do?
Mammon: burn the house down
Lucifer: and what did you do?
Mammon: I made dinner
Lucifer:
Mammon:
Lucifer:
Mammon: and burnt the house down.
*the news showing that someone tried to rob a bank with high security*
Levi: what a idiot
*the news showing that its Mammon*
Lucifer: wait thats our idiot
Mammon after trying to steal Lucifer’s money
Mammon: the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math
Asmo: *paints Lucifer’s nails perfectly*
Lucifer: *puts on his gloves after they are done*
Asmo:
MC introducing Lucifer
MC: this is my boyfriend, Lucifer
MC: and this is Lucifer’s boyfriend, Diavolo
Diavolo: :D
Mammon: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Lucifer: Mammon no.
Levi: Mistlefoe.
Lucifer: Please stop encouraging them.
Asmo: oooh someone send me flowers, I wonder who it is
Asmo: *reads the card* ITS ME!
MC: *petting cerberus* who’s a good boy?
Cerberus: ??
MC: you are!
Cerberus: *happy puppy noises*
Luke: I hate you demons with every inch of my body!
The brothers:
The brothers: thats not a lot of inches then
That time Mammon decided to be brave
Mammon: hey asshole
Lucifer: ….what did you just call me?
Mammon: y-you clearly heard me
Lucifer: and you clearly don’t want to take the risk of saying it again
Levi: did you just fall?
Mammon: No. I attacked the floor
Levi: backwards?
Mammon: …..i’m freaking talented
MC: You ever look at two people and wonder why they haven’t kissed yet?
Solomon: Every day.
Lucifer and Diavolo: Why are you guys looking at us?
