#obey me x yn
Mc:Your eyes are gorgeous.
Lucifer:Was it really necessary to wake me up at 4 am just to tell me that?
Mc:Yes.
Diavolo: What scares you the most?
Mc:
Mc: Lucifer without caffeine.
Diavolo:Lucifer..?
Lucifer: … Me without caffeine?
Mc, throwing their head into Lucifer’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Lucifer, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
Satan: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Mc: What are you, a dictionary?
Lucifer: Are you nervous?
Mc:Yes.
Lucifer: Is this your first time?
Mc: No, I have been nervous before.
Mc: *unlocks Luke’ phone*
Diavolo: How’d you know his password?
Mc: I know my own son’s birthday, Diavolo.
Asmo: You look good in that hoodie.
Y/n: You know where else I’d look good?
Asmo, zero hesitation: My bed.
Y/n, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Mc: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Satan: I feel this is going to be a dig at me
Mc: I wore Satan’s clothes
Satan: There it is
Lucifer: I love you, okay?!?
Mc: The words are nice, but the tone is scary
Barbatos: You kissed me.
Y/n: Yes, I did.
Barbatos: Should we? … I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?
Y/n: Barbatos, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again if it’s okay with you - so get used to it. End of discussion.
Barbatos, smiling:Okay
Asmo, walking into a room: Hi Mc!
Belphie: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room or-
Lucifer: Where’s Mammon ?
Mc: Doing stuff.
Lucifer: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Satan?
Mc: Stopping Mammon from doing stuff.
Lucifer: Belphie?
Mc: Stopping Satan, so Mammon can do the stuff.
Lucifer: And you?
Mc: Distracting you, so Mammon can do the stuff.
Mc:I love you.
Lucifer: How many people have you said that too?
Mc:Everyone.
Lucifer:Everyone?
Mc:Yes, I tell everyone that I love you.
[teaching Simeon how to use his phone]
Mc: Okay, first of all, go to the App Store.
Simeon: *gets up*
Mc: Wait, where are you going?
Simeon: You said go to the App Store. Is it far?
Mc: “I don’t know how you do that.”
Lucifer: “Do what?”
Mc: “Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively tryto sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.”
Lucifer: “That’s because you look and sound, like the human personification of a warm hug.”
Mc: I have good news and bad news.
Lucifer: What’s the good news?
Mc: I won’t do it again.
Lucifer: Are you mad?
Mc:No.
Lucifer:….
Lucifer: So is sharpening knives at 3 am is just a hobby?
Mammon: We have a problem.
Mc: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Diavolo: If we put Mc and Belphegor in a room, who would come out crying first?
Lucifer: The room.
Solomon: So, who’s in charge here?
Asmo: Either Mc or Lucifer, whichever shouts the loudest.
Beel, grumbling: They shouldn’t call it an “All you can eat buffet” if they don’t mean it.
Mc: You tried to eat a chair.
Belphie:I made a mistake. Are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Mc:I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
