So I have been taking a break but I still got some stuff for y’all. Some different but really good things to get you through these weird and crazy times.
There’s something living in the forest. Something you can’t quite put your finger into.
The opportunity to head south to your grandparents’ old cabin for the summer break was more than inviting. A whole month of solitude, early mornings with orange-red sunrises, the rushing water of the creek – all of it sounded positively seductive, and you were more than interested.
Now, after you’ve settled in, you are positively certain something is taking residence in the forest – something unnatural.
A Flip Zimmerman x Reader that is all types of mysterious. If you like Mountain men/Lumberjacks this is a good mythical take on it. [Status: Complete]
HHeart: Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.
A Kingsman Harry Heart/Eggsy Unwin Fake Dating AU that is SO good. Honestly changed my view of that movie and got me into this ship. [Status: Complete]
It’s just after the Battle of Hogwarts, and the insanity that was Voldemort is over. The clean-up is about to begin. How will the Wizarding World return to sanity? And will Harry manage to keep his?
EWE. Rated M for later chapters. M/M, adult themes, possible MPREG
I know Harry Potter is controversial right now but this is a really good Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy work that doesn’t give money to JK Rowling. Its 100 chapters and really really good. It’s a beast at 605,095 words, but if you have nothing else to read at the moment this is good to curl up with.
NOTE:These are works that I enjoy, you don’t have to like them. I am open to suggestions but I can be very picky about what I actually enjoy. I have consumed a lot of work, but there are only so many that I would recommend. No hate on any authors work but this is my opinion.
I for one am delighted that ‘Kenobi (2022)’ is continuing in the time honoured prequel-era tradition of implying that ‘anakin, padme and obi wan were in love which each other, yes like that, yes all three of them’
the line between ‘text’ and ‘subtext’ is very thin and helpfully the ROTS pretty much crossed it almost 20 years ago
I for one am delighted that ‘Kenobi (2022)’ is continuing in the time honoured prequel-era tradition of implying that ‘anakin, padme and obi wan were in love which each other, yes like that, yes all three of them’
the line between ‘text’ and ‘subtext’ is very thin and helpfully the ROTS pretty much crossed it almost 20 years ago
OK but Kenobi Part 3 but Padme survived, so both her and Obi-Wan are trying to distract Vader to get his attention. Like maybe Palpatine almost killed Padme but she recovered (maybe her and Obi-Wan are raising the twins in this idk) but Vader doesn’t know and he still thinks he killed her. THE OBIANIDALA. Bonus if Obi-Wan and/or Padme aren’t able to be rescued and suddenly have to reveal Leia is Anakin’s child to save her and if Leia and Luke were raised together he finds out about Luke also.
Look I just want my obianidala fics where Vader is obsessively hunting down Obi-Wan and a survived Padme + the twins; I’m about to do it myself even though I have the major writers block on everything I’ve ever started.
…not me thinking about a canon-compliant obianidala fic where Obi-wan a) is looking over a boy who, in another life, could’ve been raised as his son, and is in fact prevented from interacting with him in any meaningful way and b) has to rescue a girl who, in another life, could’ve been raised as his daughter, and has to process that she doesn’t know him and doesn’t trust him. The pain he must’ve felt when he had to choose between guarding Luke and rescuing Leia, when Bail referred to Leia as his daughter, and when Owen said he didn’t want Obi-wan anywhere near Luke.
Honestly the amount of Anakin’s flirting with Padme that consisted of him rambling about Obi Wan does kind of make you wonder if that was part of the appeal. Either she looked at that hot mess and thought cute boy with daddymaster issues mmm or she thought oh I see it’s a two-for-one deal that’s hot
