incorrect-newtina:

-playing Dungeons and Dragons-

Newt: I roll to steal Tina’s heart.

Tina: Newt, you can’t-

Newt: -rolls a twenty-

Tina:

Jacob, the dungeonmaster: You have a spring wedding. Queenie is Tina’s maid of honor. I’m Newt’s best man.

vantasticmess:

soooooo i was thinking that maybe the reason they changed add/adhd to adhd-pi/adhd/adhd-c is because it’s easier to google ‘adhd-pi’ than it is to google ‘add’

i mean

i’m just saying

snailkeeper:

ok i know this isnt exactly how things went but these are my personal feelings abt the last quest

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

afemtaks:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloodydivorce“

i split it

#i homewreck it

youngblackandvegan:

Some guys are just so boring. Like all they have to offer is dick, a few good morning texts, and a boring conversation. And people settle for it because they are desperate to have someone. But life should be exciting and relationships should be fun and spontaneous and bring out the creativity in both people. Well that’s what it has to be for me. That’s a must. Wanting to experience a life of enjoyment together is a form of intimacy

*when needed* not before. Don’t accidentally build the coffin first and don’t lose the instructions. Your family will have to bury you in a effed up coffin they put together by guessing