#original post more likely than you think
I imagine this is what the 3E chat looks like
Isogai: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. My best friend asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
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Maehara: what kind of animal is the pink panther
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Isogai, already taking off his clothes: Maehara you’re so fucking stupid
Maehara: So you remember the plan for if I ever get poisoned again?
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Isogai: Of course
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Maehara: Tell me
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Isogai, rolling his eyes: In the case of you being poisoned again, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing, ‘MMM WHATCHA SAY,’ no matter the circumstances
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Maehara:Good.
Karma: when I was-
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Yoshida: a young boy-
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Chiba: my father-
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Sugaya: ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON, HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT INTO ANYTHING, HE DIDN’T EVEN CUT IT INTO PIECES, HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT, HE JUST SHOVED THE ENTIRE THING IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED, I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE
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Itona: to see a marching band.
Nagisa, praying: I just need someone to be my friend. Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have.
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*cue to Karma*
Yoshida, in the class chat: i’m half expecting Hazama to be stalking the chat and idk if i should be scared or not
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Hazama, in DMs:n̡͔̩̲͈͕o̢w̷ w̶̘̬̭͕h̝̲̣́y̯̗̩̼͔̩̖ ̤̬w͓̟̺o̴̦̖̞u͏͓̻l͓d̺͙͔̞͘ ͈y̸̪̬̦̦ou ̛̬͉͕̙͉̮t͈̞̲̦̩͞h̢̖̻̳ḭ̘̣̠̖̮n̝̪̗̗k ̮̬̻̦̟̠t͖̜h̻̞̤͎a͍̤̟̩̳͢t̨̠͚̭͔̦̳̟?̟͙̦̩̪͠ ̴͎̦͓̮͇͙
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Yoshida:STOP
Okajima: man, this is killing me!
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Karma, walking past: then die.
Maehara: hey do you think i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
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Kataoka: you are a hazard to society.
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Isogai: and a coward. do twenty.
Chiba: I just want someone to take me out.
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Hayami: Like, on a date, or with a sniper gun?
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Chiba: Surprise me.
Maehara: So how’s the prettiest boy in the world doing today?
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Isogai, not looking up from his textbook: I don’t know, Maehara. How are you?
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Maehara, holding back tears: I’m fine-
Kurahashi: treat spiders the way you want to be treated :)
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Nagisa: killed without hesitation
Maehara, driving with Karasuma: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit.
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Karasuma: I’m going to what
