Sasuke being able to beat orochimaru because he felt like it one day, while the third hokage had died trying to beat him years prior, is so funny
People being impressed by this really are gonna gloss over the fact the only reason sasuke won was specifically because the third hokage fought orochimaru first, sealing his arms away and limiting what orochimaru could do without someone beside him as well as the fact orochimaru was in fact dying regardless, because putting his soul in someone else’s body weakened him further. Neither of which matters because orochimaru (and itachi) specifically planned for sasuke to do that anyway and orochimaru had it worked in to take sasuke over. Sasuke literally has not won ever in his life
You are so annoying holy shit
Orochimaru’s physical condition has nothing to do with his ritual:
Some of you post your own “versions” of manga that are made-up to laughable degrees. What do you gain from “showing up” Sasuke, anyway? It’s very funny and pathetic. He’s not real, so who are you trying to belittle? Oh, and Danzo and Deidara lost the battles, too. The seal that exploded on Danzo’s body was designed to activate at death. So that’s three wins right there. Man, middle-school manga-narratives are super hard to understand, like super hard!
sasuke really just woke up and chose violence, huh?
work doodle 4/26 - I really adore @blackkatmagic‘s fics and I’ve always wanted to draw some stuff for them, so here’s the crew from cry havoc and kurama from reverse ((sorry they’re so messy ;;))
I recently stumbled upon Steve Blums tiktok and realized that he was the voice actor for these two! (Dubbed) But there’s more! He’s been in so many movies and shows I’ve watched other the years and I’m highly impressed
“ why should i have to pay when you used my dna to clone children without my knowledge? >:( im literally running an orphanage doing nonprofit work and you have an expensive laboratory “
Synopsis: Attached to his side, you never had to worry about getting lost. But once you were alone did you notice the absence of Orochimaru both physically and mentally.
A/n: Angst will forever be my favorite. Also, the song is the reader’s obsession with him, bad and good. This is also not a healthy relationship, I’ve been in one of these before and it was terrible. Just saying.
You gripped the wall beside you, fever causing your world to spin as you stumbled through the hall. Your whole body ached, both from the sickness in your bones to the sickness in your heart. Orochimaru hasn’t come to see you in days, and while Kabuto had alerted him of your condition, he still never came to visit you. That was what caused the painful pang in your heart.
“He doesn’t care about you” you whispered to yourself as you continued further down the hall, hoping that this route was the right one to get to the lab. Orochimaru hadn’t seen you in days, and you thought it was about time to visit him yourself. The only issue?
You were sick, dazed, confused, and heartbroken… Not a healthy mix.
You also almost always got lost in the winding halls without him by your side. Why did you care about him anyway? He did nothing but make you feel worthless… But then he’d look at you a certain way and all of that would melt away. Rounding the corner, you found the double doors leading to the lab. An exasperated sigh flew from your lips as you finally let your body relax, causing you to slide down the wall with angst filling your every pore.
“I’m so dumb for this” you murmured out, eyes casting to the ground as you felt the tears well up and fall down your sweaty cheeks. “What on earth are you doing out of bed?!”
Your head snapped up to Orochimaru as he knelt down swiftly to your side, cold hand coming up to cradle your flushed face. You groaned out in relief as his frigid skin seemed to cool down your body significantly, “I wanted to see you” you croaked out pathetically, mind once again forgetting all of the pain he had put you through. He sighed deeply before standing swiftly, hand grasping yours as he hauled you from the cold floor.
“There’s a reason I stayed away darling. You needed rest” he whispered out, his arm snaking around your waist to grip you tightly against his side. “B-but… I wanted to see you” you whimpered out quietly, tears silently falling as you leaned into his cold embrace. Orochimaru began walking once more, dragging you alongside him as he navigated you two back to your shared room.
He didn’t comment on your words or tears, nor did he feel any remorse for either of them. He cared for you in a different way, one that you didn’t understand yet. However, he knew that your sick body and mind couldn’t handle the truth that he simply didn’t want to see you, so instead, he stayed quiet.
And hoped that both your fever and obsession would fade soon.
