#peni is so done

(Peni and Noir are on cake duty for Aunt May’s birthday)

Peni: *reading a recipe*

Peni: “Okay so, the first thing we gotta do is beat 3 eggs ….”

Noir: “At what? Hand-to-hand combat?”

Noir" *rolling up his sleeves* “Here. Pass me the eggs-”

Peni: “DO NOT FIGHT THE EGGS NOIR OR I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THIS KITCHEN!!”

Spider-Ham: “If your leg gets cut off… would it hurt?”

Noir:“Yeah”

Ham:“How?”

Noir: “Cause your leg got cut off!”

Ham: “But where are you gonna feel the pain?!”

Noir: “in your… leg…”

Ham: “Exactly! How are you gonna feel pain the pain…”

Ham and Noir, at the same time: “If your leg is gone…”

Peni, while staring at them from the other side of the room: “… You guys are idiots”