#please
Story Prompt 1
A young girl commits a series of crimes. The police, nor investigators can figure out it was her or that the crimes are linked. She turns herself in. They called her the greatest serial killer in the world.
After a few years it happens again, and they aren’t able to figure out who it was. They ask her for help, and she obliged by giving them tips here and there. After a while, she gets annoyed and solves it herself. She figures out who it was in a fraction of the time it took for them to link two of the murders.
“Why did you do it only to be the good guy in the end?”
“You have to become the worst monster of them all to find the monsters.”
I’m writing this post in hopes that I’ll be able to write a follow up post a few months from now telling myself I had nothing to worry about. I have on full blown Gucci graduation goggles, with a side of Saint Laurent senioritis, word to Guapdad 4000. The end of undergrad is here, where all of the classes are a good 20 minutes too long, and none of the things you actually paid attention to are on the exam.
This week, I had one of my classmates cover his answers while we were taking our midterm. Dude. You’re thirty-five.
My undergrad career has definitely not been a smooth one, and while others insist I’m going to miss it when I’m finished, I’d have to argue that mostly anyone that knows half of the battle I’ve had to go through would not agree. I have more than earned my right to say I am ready for this to be over.
I’m literally so close, but I feel like I’m not doing anything quite right. The efforts I’m putting in just don’t match how smart I know I am. And I just have to think to myself, is this what I’ve come to? I might be dramatic for this whole post, but the only thing I’m sure about right now, is that I would really, really, like to graduatealready.
Can anyone relate? Submit, hit that ask button, etc, I’d really like to hear from you.
I see a nice comment on one of my fics, check who left it, and it was a FUCKIN 17 YEAR OLD… these minors are TOO BOLD
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NURSE: I’m afraid he’s never going to wake from his coma.
SNORPY: It says in his will that he left you all his updog?
FLOOFTY: What’s updog?
(Chandlo’s body starts convulsing)
Would you boop this snoot?
diamond-tiara-4-serving-spoon:
Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :)
Person in Boo Hat (H): What?
S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3
H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno.
(H starts to giggle)
S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS!
H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure-
S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!
H: [laughing] Bones?
S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!
H: [holding face and laughing quietly]
S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!
Always reblog the classic
bringing this back
There are very few things I will never not reblog, and this is one of them. I can’t watch this without laughing.
With the crap I’ve been going through this week, I really needed that laugh.
Just rushed Aza to the emergency vet, she’s going to need an operation, and they’re going to keep her for a couple of days…
I’m alone, crying, and fearing the next few days….
I really really need help with money for the bills, please, I don’t know what else to do…
Just 10 dollars from a 100 out of all the people here on Tumblr and i would at least be well on the way…
You might not know me, and yes I will be devastated if I can’t do everything for my cats survival, but don’t donate for me….. do it for her
I have until the weekend next week to get the rest of the money pulled in, please help if you can..
Just a reblog to help spread the word will mean a lot to me… Aza does not deserve to suffer but i dont want to have her euthanised if she can be saved ❤ so please, please help me, help her…
Just rushed Aza to the emergency vet, she’s going to need an operation, and they’re going to keep her for a couple of days…
I’m alone, crying, and fearing the next few days….
I really really need help with money for the bills, please, I don’t know what else to do…
Just 10 dollars from a 100 out of all the people here on Tumblr and i would at least be well on the way…
You might not know me, and yes I will be devastated if I can’t do everything for my cats survival, but don’t donate for me….. do it for her
Just rushed Aza to the emergency vet, she’s going to need an operation, and they’re going to keep her for a couple of days…
I’m alone, crying, and fearing the next few days….
I really really need help with money for the bills, please, I don’t know what else to do…
Just 10 dollars from a 100 out of all the people here on Tumblr and i would at least be well on the way…
You might not know me, and yes I will be devastated if I can’t do everything for my cats survival, but don’t donate for me….. do it for her
@penaltywaltz is so sweet and has offered to write stories for people who donate to help me save my kitty… I’ve slept horribly, and hated waking up when there was no Aza to come kiss me on the nose.. I am thankful for everyone who has already donated, and for everyone who’s going to, however little you can spare ❤Just rushed Aza to the emergency vet, she’s going to need an operation, and they’re going to keep her for a couple of days…
I’m alone, crying, and fearing the next few days….
I really really need help with money for the bills, please, I don’t know what else to do…
Just 10 dollars from a 100 out of all the people here on Tumblr and i would at least be well on the way…
You might not know me, and yes I will be devastated if I can’t do everything for my cats survival, but don’t donate for me….. do it for her
I was talking to @welovesherlolly and she can’t set up a fundraiser because most aren’t supported in Denmark so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE support her efforts by sending money via PayPal. Her kitty is the world to her and if anything happens as she said, she’d be devastated.
If you will do her a huge favor and reblog this post, if you want to take advantage of an offer of fic, I will write you a 1K word fic (give or take) every time you reblog it. If you send her $5 - $15, I’ll write you a 2K fic. If you send $20 - $35, I’ll write you a 4K fic or two 2K fics. If you send $40 - $50, I’ll write you a 5K - 6K fic. Anything over $50, we can negotiate. But please please please help. I hate seeing my friends hurting and possibly losing important members of their family.
Just rushed Aza to the emergency vet, she’s going to need an operation, and they’re going to keep her for a couple of days…
I’m alone, crying, and fearing the next few days….
I really really need help with money for the bills, please, I don’t know what else to do…
Just 10 dollars from a 100 out of all the people here on Tumblr and i would at least be well on the way…
You might not know me, and yes I will be devastated if I can’t do everything for my cats survival, but don’t donate for me….. do it for her
I was talking to @welovesherlolly and she can’t set up a fundraiser because most aren’t supported in Denmark so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE support her efforts by sending money via PayPal. Her kitty is the world to her and if anything happens as she said, she’d be devastated.
If you will do her a huge favor and reblog this post, if you want to take advantage of an offer of fic, I will write you a 1K word fic (give or take) every time you reblog it. If you send her $5 - $15, I’ll write you a 2K fic. If you send $20 - $35, I’ll write you a 4K fic or two 2K fics. If you send $40 - $50, I’ll write you a 5K - 6K fic. Anything over $50, we can negotiate. But please please please help. I hate seeing my friends hurting and possibly losing important members of their family.
Last reblog for tonight, i’ve been crying so much i can barely keep my eyes open…
Fear waking up to an empty flat tomorrow
Just rushed Aza to the emergency vet, she’s going to need an operation, and they’re going to keep her for a couple of days…
I’m alone, crying, and fearing the next few days….
I really really need help with money for the bills, please, I don’t know what else to do…
Just 10 dollars from a 100 out of all the people here on Tumblr and i would at least be well on the way…
You might not know me, and yes I will be devastated if I can’t do everything for my cats survival, but don’t donate for me….. do it for her
I honestly wouldn’t push this as much as I am now….
But please, if you have even the smallest ammount of money you can do without, I would really appreciate it…
My darling kitty Azalia is sick, and I need some extra money to be able to handle the vet and medicine bills…
https://paypal.me/tonksiesI really need you help guys, I’m crying… Aza means everything to me, please please please help me…
Please, I’m begging you…
If a 100 people could donate just five dollars… i dont know what else to do…
I honestly wouldn’t push this as much as I am now….
But please, if you have even the smallest ammount of money you can do without, I would really appreciate it…
My darling kitty Azalia is sick, and I need some extra money to be able to handle the vet and medicine bills…
https://paypal.me/tonksiesI really need you help guys, I’m crying… Aza means everything to me, please please please help me…
Please, I’m begging you…
If a 100 people could donate just five dollars… i dont know what else to do…
I honestly wouldn’t push this as much as I am now….
But please, if you have even the smallest ammount of money you can do without, I would really appreciate it…
My darling kitty Azalia is sick, and I need some extra money to be able to handle the vet and medicine bills…
https://paypal.me/tonksies
I really need you help guys, I’m crying… Aza means everything to me, please please please help me…
I honestly wouldn’t push this as much as I am now….
But please, if you have even the smallest ammount of money you can do without, I would really appreciate it…
My darling kitty Azalia is sick, and I need some extra money to be able to handle the vet and medicine bills…
https://paypal.me/tonksies
I honestly wouldn’t push this as much as I am now….
But please, if you have even the smallest ammount of money you can do without, I would really appreciate it…
My darling kitty Azalia is sick, and I need some extra money to be able to handle the vet and medicine bills…
https://paypal.me/tonksies
