#richie tozier
richie: i made tea.
stan: i don’t want tea.
richie: i didn’t make tea for you. this is my tea.
stan: then why are you telling me?
richie: it’s a conversation starter.
stan: that’s a lousy conversation starter.
richie: oh, is it? we are conversing. checkmate.
stan: this is such a bad idea.
richie: then why are you coming along?
stan: one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
richie: one night last year I stayed awake for five nights.
stan: “one night”?
richie: what a night.
stan: what are you looking at?
richie: [was in the middle of entering his and stans name into an online love calculator]
richie, panicking: porn
stan: i’m ambidextrous
richie: that’s what’s up dude, love who you love
Some old doodles
For the longest time I was so confused as to how Stanley Barber was just so popular. I mean I knew why in the context of his own show, but why he was so popular among the It Crowd. Like Wyatt is not the most beloved (or prolific) actor out of all the Kids, or at least he wasn’t at the time. But then the obvious occurred to me. All those posts that were like “It’s like they made Stanley Uris act like Richie Tozier lol XD” were warning us.
Imagine if Finn played Stanley Barber. I know you all think Wyatt was perfect for the role but just imagine it. How much morepopular would the character (and the show) be? That’s just the world we live in.
richie tozier - having sex with a ghost
feeling brave
also a little ugly doodle/alt version i put 0 effort into:
my head gets messy when i try to hide
the things i love about you in my mind
reddie from valentines’ day!
I don’t really like these but i love reddie so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stan, about the losers: your existence is confusing
bill: how so?
stan: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me
ben: is eddie always like this when he loses?
bill: oh yes, you should have been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 1985
eddie: you bumped the table and you know it!