#sasori x deidara
Sasori and kakazu are struggling to pick up Hidan and Deidara’s sloppy selves after drinking. Tag yourselves on who you would be
adfds I was looking back in my archives and completely forgot that this existed !
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I had to make this sketch immediately when I found out the VAs for Mirage (Deidara) is Roger Smith, and Caustic (Sasori in Hiruko) is voiced by JB Blank!
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*Sasori walks through the front door, carrying a sleeping, dress-clad Deidara in his arms*
Hidan: … what the fuck?
Konan: Sasori … don’t tell me, did you guys finally do it?! You got married?
Sasori: What? No!
Kisame: But your partner is in a dress, and a veil, and in your arms …
Sasori: *sighing and setting Deidara on the couch* The idiot was cross-dressing again, he wore heels that were far too high for him to handle, twisted his ankle, fell, and passed out when he hit his head. And that isn’t a veil, it’s a cloth I was using to staunch the blood from his wound.
Everyone:
Itachi: So, you didn’t get —
Sasori: Do you honestly think I’d let him wear such an ugly dress for our wedding?!
Deidara: *scowls in his sleep*
Deidara: Oi, Danna; you’re going with me to the Pride Parade this weekend, right?
Sasori: Why? I’m not proud that I’m dating you, brat.
Konan: Oi, Sasori-san … are you okay?
Konan: Because earlier I heard you asking Pein if we had any strong glue, because you “needed to hold yourself together”.
Konan: Couldn’t tell if it was a puppet thing or if you were asking for help.
Sasori:
Sasori: Earlier I walked into my lab to find that Deidara had stripped the faces off of all my puppets to paint on versions that he felt were more “artistic”. Then three of them proceeded to explode. I’m one more “I have a surprise for you, Danna!” away from flying into pieces myself.
Konan:
Konan: … let me help you find some glue.
Sasori: What’s wrong, brat? You seem a bit down lately.
Deidara: Nothing, hm. It’s just … sometimes I get sad, and I … I feel like I don’t really belong anywhere.
Sasori: *gets up and goes to Deidara, embracing him*
Sasori: No matter what, Deidara, just know that you will ALWAYS have a place right here, in my arms.
Deidara, tearing up: T-thank you, Sasori, hm. That’s very swe —
Sasori: Unless of course I built myself some new ones; then you might be out of luck, dear.
Deidara:
Deidara: … I hate you, hm.
Sasori: *smirking and tightening his arms, kissing Deidara’s cheek* Too bad, because you’re stuck with me. Forever.
Deidara: Good. Because forever with you is the only kind of eternity I accept, hm.
Sasori: A lifetime spent with you will be the greatest artistic accomplishment of my existence.
Deidara: I can’t wait to —
Kakuzu, on the couch: You know, just ONCE I’d like to be able to watch the news in SILENCE.
SasoriandDeidara:
Deidara: Konan? There’s a spider on my ceiling, hm; can you come kill it?
Konan: … didn’t Sasori-san tell you to stop making excuses and go to sleep already?
Deidara: It’s not an excuse, hm! The spider is scary!
Konan: Is it scarier than Sasori’s going to be when he comes out here and finds you still awake?
Deidara:
Deidara: *quickly goes back to bed*
*sitting in the living room about to watch movies*
Sasori: You know, I’ve been thinking … we need to work on your self-control.
Deidara: Why, hm? I have perfect self control.
Sasori: No, you don’t. You’re one of the most impulsive people I’ve ever met, and that can be a dangerous thing.
Sasori: *takes Deidara’s bowl of popcorn off of his lap* How about we start easy? Let’s see if you can wait until the movie begins to eat your popcorn.
Deidara: … why would the movie eat my popcorn?
Sasori:
Sasori: *calling out* Kakuzu —
Kakuzu, from his room: I already told you I’m not giving him a lobotomy, Sasori-san!
Illustration for Chapter 7 of Honey and Vinegar!
Sasori knows this is different from the way Deidara braces him into the ground, his body trapped against the cave’s rough flooring. Stone digs into the small of his back, up skin he can almost feel in a body, thanks to lack of chakra, that’s halfway between where he was and where he’s supposed to be. Neither human nor puppet, he’s swept under again by the initial sense of overstimulation that always comes with this jutsu. Deidara’s fingers dug into his hips are doused in frustration, hard enough to leave bruises should Sasori be human enough.
@sasodeiweek Day 7 - Failed Mission / Confession
***NOTE: Some of the illustrations/pictures included in this chapter are NSFW and SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. As a heads up for anyone not into that/that might be reading this in more public setting. ***
Illustration for Part 6 of Honey and Vinegar!
Konan’s about to deliver bad news. Sasori can tell by the way she tongues at the inside of her mouth, fiddling with her piercing. Still, she does well to keep her emotionless façade. “We need you to retrieve someone for us. They have a large bounty on their head and we would like to turn him in to the collections office. Alive.”
That doesn’t make sense, that’s usually the Zombie Combo’s jo–Wait. Sasori catches on right away. “You don’t think we can take the jinchuuriki back in one piece,” he scoffs in sheer disbelief.
@sasodeiweek Day 6: Unconditional / Tied Up
