Sasuke being able to beat orochimaru because he felt like it one day, while the third hokage had died trying to beat him years prior, is so funny
People being impressed by this really are gonna gloss over the fact the only reason sasuke won was specifically because the third hokage fought orochimaru first, sealing his arms away and limiting what orochimaru could do without someone beside him as well as the fact orochimaru was in fact dying regardless, because putting his soul in someone else’s body weakened him further. Neither of which matters because orochimaru (and itachi) specifically planned for sasuke to do that anyway and orochimaru had it worked in to take sasuke over. Sasuke literally has not won ever in his life
You are so annoying holy shit
Orochimaru’s physical condition has nothing to do with his ritual:
Some of you post your own “versions” of manga that are made-up to laughable degrees. What do you gain from “showing up” Sasuke, anyway? It’s very funny and pathetic. He’s not real, so who are you trying to belittle? Oh, and Danzo and Deidara lost the battles, too. The seal that exploded on Danzo’s body was designed to activate at death. So that’s three wins right there. Man, middle-school manga-narratives are super hard to understand, like super hard!
sasuke really just woke up and chose violence, huh?
“sasuke is a piece of shit who wanted to commit a genocide and kill innocents, stop acting like he’s an anti fascism king, he isn’t, he’s a fascist”
he made some threats while he was having a psychotic break, then he calmed down and changed his mind, becky. he willingly seeked to understand things better and changed his mind. and even ended up siding with konoha scum during the war and saved their stinky arses. funny how everytime you conveniently seem to forget that part.
the only genocide that actually happened and was shown on panel for every fucker to see was the uchiha clan’s genocide. funny how you claim to care about genocide yet conveniently gush over that.
“he wanted to kill the five kages” was he completely wrong tho? gaara was a former psychopath who killed for sports but somehow was not only pardoned but also given the position of kazekage, and the other kages were actually war criminals. yes, your fav girlboss tsunade too, let’s remember how she wasn’t against killing nagato, yahiko and konan when she firstly met them and how she never showed remorse for what konoha did to the rain village. let’s not forget that. sasuke spilled the tea about them when he said they were at fault for the state the shinobi system was in, but y'all not ready for that conversation. funny how you keep insisting sasuke shouldn’t be pardoned for his crimes, even tho he did way more to make up for them than any other character who has commited crimes, even worse crimes than him, why don’t you hold your favorite fascists to the same standard as you hold sasuke? if sasuke shouldn’t have been pardoned for his crimes, neither should’ve been gaara, raikage, tsunade, mei, oonoki and many many others.
