I still don’t know how some people believe Sarada is really Karin’s daughter. I’m just picturing the conversation here:
Sasuke: Heyy, Sakura long time no see.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! You’re back.
Sasuke: lol yup, and funny story. I slept with Karin when I was away.
Sakura: Oh… So, you’re with Karin now?
Sasuke: Lol nah, even funnier story. I’m NOT with Karin. But, we did have a baby together.
Sakura: I… Oh.
Sasuke: Yeah, I can see you look a little disappointed. But good news, I figured you might feel that way so *opens cloak to reveal a baby* I brought it here to you. As a gift!
Sakura: You… You’re giving me your baby?
Sasuke: Yeah, sure. It’s name is Sara or Salad or something, I dunno. You can call it whatever you want.
Sakura: But, what about Karin?
Sasuke: Who cares? Do you want the baby or not?
Sakura: Uhhm, I mean, I guess thats-
Sasuke: Great! Now that that’s out of the way, can I leave my stuff here? It’s getting heavy to lug all my knickknacks around.
Sakura: Wait, leave your stuff? But–
Sasuke: Great, thanks Sakura. You’re a doll. I’ll visit in oh, the next 8 or 9 years. See ya! *Fucks off into the distance*
Sakura: *looks down at the baby* Ah, fuck it. But I’m telling everyone that we’re married.
Karin, meanwhile: *wakes up* Dude, where the fuck is my baby?
