#scorpio meme

Horoscope: No matter how bad things get, or how hopeless life may seem, you can always go home again and take it out on your family.

Especially that b*tch Elizabeth. 

Horoscope: Lie to yourself all you want- you know your house isn’t properly childproofed. Those black-eyed children just keep getting back IN somehow.

Thank you to @precuredaily for the cap. 

Horoscope: Sometimes in life, you have to put your fear aside and stand up for what you believe in. Thankfully for you, this isn’t one of those times.

This is the time you ask yourself- how up to date am I on my standard inoculations?