Horoscope: Your idea was brilliantly executed, but even in today’s instant-gratification culture, you won’t sell more than a few dozen copies of Learn Rock Guitar In 45 Seconds.

Call now and receive a free cookbook! It’s all one cake recipe. It’s that strawberry cake. That’s all you EVER GET. 

Horoscope: The stars want to encourage you in your core beliefs, specifically your saying of: “If you can’t handle me at my worst (crying in the shower), you don’t deserve me at my best (crying in the shower while eating cake).”

The only version of ‘Cooking by the Book’ Hime has heard is the one with Lil’ Jon in it. It got awkward when Megumi and Yuko first brought it up. 

Iona sang along with Hime. 

Horoscope: You’ll feel like a million bucks this week when security guards escort you across town, unload you from the back of an armored truck, and lock you deep inside a bank vault.

Ever wonder how many world-saving items are lost in Labyrinth’s vaults? I do.