This is a call out post for one Principality Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, Angel of the flaming sword:
If your demon boyfriend in shades steps on consecrated ground to save you from Nazis (or for any other reason tbh) you do the honorable thing and pick. him. up!
The Nazi scene where nothing changes except Crowley does the whole thing from Aziraphale’s arms.
“Sorry, consecrated ground. Ah! It’s like…beingatthebeachinbarefeet!” Crowley hopped and tiptoed down the aisle, already feeling his skin blistering in his socks.
Aziraphale looked outraged. “What are you doing here?” he hissed.
“Stopping you from getting into troub–hEY!”
Aziraphale glowered at Crowley like he hadn’t literally swept Crowley off his feet and was now holding the demon in his arms. Crowley’s arms looped around Aziraphale’s neck instinctively, but the rest of him was stunned into stillness and silence.
“What are you doing on consecrated ground? You know what it does to you!”
“I. Um. How are you holding me like this?” Crowley looked down like he expected Aziraphale to be floating. “I’ve seen you try to run, you’re not exactly the most–”
“Don’t you change the subject on me!”
“Me?! You’rethe one who–!”
One of the Nazis cleared their throat. Crowley blinked - he’d completely forgotten they were there, too busy distracted by the ethereal flash Aziraphale’s eyes took on when he was truly irritated, and the disgustingly comfortable way he fit in the angel’s arms.
“I should have known, of course! These people are working for you,” Aziraphale accused him. They were almost nose-to-nose like this. (Satan bless sunglasses, because Aziraphale did notneed to know how intently Crowley was staring at his pursed lips.)
Crowley reared back in offense (and maybe to make Aziraphale’s hand press into his back just a little harder). “No,they’re a bunch of half-witted Nazi spies running around London blackmailing and murdering people! I just didn’t want to see you embarrassed–ANGEL!” he yelped as Aziraphale shook him (but never, Crowley noticed, wavered in his grip; not once).
New merch drop! 3 new acrylic pins are in, and you can get one for your very own! A springtime 12 for some companionship, a lucky D20 to grant you DnD luck, and the likely response for a hot take in Discord.
royalty!au | monarch!fem!reader x sub soldier!mark lee
warnings:inherently dubcon (it’s fully consensual, but the power dynamics are problematic), fem!reader, no smut but it’s suggestive <3
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there was a reason that you insisted that onlythis officer accompany you on your trip to the neighboring kingdom. other than the fact that you were negotiating trade and bringing in a whole staff of soldiers would imply that you were distrusting of the kingdom, you liked this particular soldier.
“officer lee?” you call from your room.
“yes, your highness? you called for me?” he says momentarily after.
“shut the door, i have some things to ask from you.”
Refer is a mod that allows sims to finally be talked about with pronouns that match their gender identity. Gender non-conforming sims can now easily change their preferred pronouns, sims can swap between the “male” and “female” pronouns, switch to using they / them, or select a “neopronoun” to be called by.
Note: This mod currently only works if your using the English version of the game.
It’s been a while since I last posted or updated the shop, but life got crazy and so I’m taking this lull in craziness as a chance to catch up.
Right now, new things in the shop are holographic magnifying glasses, mini versions of my existing sticker sheets, and a bundle of my complete game guides for games 1-4. These guides have every clue, phone number, spoiler, Easter egg, coin location, award—you name it, it’s in there. But on to the more exciting news! Tomorrow I’m dropping a huge update. Sticker sheets for SHA and CRY will be added (sneak peek below) as well as pins! Yes, pins! These are handmade polymer clay pins that i painstakingly craft individually with love and minimal frustration. Some of the pins even glow in the dark! I’m really excited for these and I hope you like them too! Along that same vein, I’ve added some novelty items to the shop, including glow in the dark rocks that I stole from Blackmoor Manor, as well as some Gold Hearts that I borrowed from Dirk Valentine’s Treasure. All of this will launch on my Etsy shop at 10AM EDT tomorrow, 18 March 2022. You can follow the link in my bio and favorite my shop to be notified when these babies drop!
As always, thank you for your continued support! It amazes me every day when I get an order from you guys and I’m eternally grateful. I love sharing my love for these games with you. And who knows! Maybe we’ll have a new game to obsess over soon…
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I seriously have no idea how to start this little essay (lol) but here goes. P.S i’ll be using the japanese names for the characters because i watch the japanese version of the anime. I will boldthe important part, so if you want you can read this whole thing or just skip and read the important parts.
This is going to be long, so might as well, prepares yourself lol
so my school has a harry potter centric class. and when i first heard about it me and my friends made fun of it like crazy, because of course we did. it’s a harry potter class. we all just assumed the professor was some harry potter millennial that had their harry potter house in all their social media bios and praised jk rowling’s name to the heavens
but no. apparently he hates rowling’s guts. he’s given multiple lectures covering her transphobia, antisemitism, queer baiting, etc. he opens each class by playing an act of a very potter musical. he ended a lecture once with his drarry fanfic recommendations, and on the same slide there was a picture of grindelwald and dumbledore cosplayers passionately making out. he knows about my immortal. i’m pretty sure i already have all my english credits but fuck if i’m not tempted to take his class next quarter
never doubt me again.
The people on this godforsaken app that made up stories about “cool” teachers when they were in high school are now the “cool” teachers. I hate it here
We’re only finding out recently that a lot of animals have colors and patterns that we cannot see because they’re outside of our visual range. It calls to attention how much of the world we can’t experience because our senses are limited.
When we shine UV lights on them, they glow pink or blue, but these are the colors that we CAN see…. they could be a bunch of different colors, which we SEE as all pink.
It’s also interesting to consider that most of these animals are not aware of having glowing patches on their bodies…. isn’t it also possible that we have skin or hair patterns that were not aware of? . . (There is actually some research out there to support the idea that our own skin fluoresces as well and that there are gender differences in the pattern and glow.)
Humans do have invisible stripes! They’re called Blaschko’s Lines, formed as skin cells divide at the embryonic stage. Normally we can’t see them at all, though certain skin conditions follow those same lines.
Apparently this is roughly what we’d look like, if our eyes could see in a different spectrum:
Dunno about you, but I want to use this in a story someday. Aliens can see our stripes and we can’t! Magical transformations follow Blaschko’s Lines! A subtle sign of lycanthropy is darker hair there! Wizards are bald with that cool spiral on their heads!
Speculative fiction is so much more fun when you can speculate about something strange but true.
THIS??? IS THE COOLEST???? SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY EVER??????????? AAAAAAAA THAT IS FLIPPING AWESOME!!!!!
