1. All art can help us discover things about ourselves; popular media’s potential to illuminate shouldn’t be disdained simply because it doesn’t meet some arbitrary set of qualifications to be considered “real art”.
2. Reddit gamebros realising they’re subs because they played Elden Ring and kind of liked it when Ranni was mean to them is objectively very funny.
Death magic is so stupid, you’ve got all these wizards chucking green energy blasts and think that sounds rad, but then you pop the hood on what the energy does and it just makes you dead. “Ooh look at my death ball, when it hits you it kills you!” Bitch so does a fireball but i’ll give you three guesses which is better for heating up rations or keeping me warm at night. Zero utility, unbelievable.
Earlier this month, I had the idea to ask my roommate to trim my split ends for me. He cut too much. We laughed about it. His mom fixed it. Here I am today, indulging in my impulse to cut just “a hair” off more.
Ft. one racoon eye. I gotta find a face wash that totally wipes my waterproof mascara off. I always laugh about that because it’s always an accident that I buy the waterproof kind that makes it impossible for me to take off without scrubbing so hard that I FEEL like I’m gonna rip my eye balls out. Hahaha.
I had a giant cup of coffee this morning. My roommate’s mom taught me how to make a Cuban coffee; mmmm.
Our upstairs is pretty much setup. I’m going to work downstairs at setup my office/content room. Pictures to come.
Dan’s presence in our discord is otherworldly. At any time, we can ping him about the golden beverage and he WILL grace us with his honeyed words of wisdom
Friendly deity split the party by sending everyone home, which meant some people were sent to other countries. Sorcerer used a few teleports to get Paladin and Mystic and the three of them fought a small patrol of vampires. Inspite of being down a few spell slots, Sorcerer wanted to follow them.
Dm: “…You want to go inside the sewers to find the vampire nest before you go to bed? Roll me luck.”
Sorcerer: “Nat 1.”
Dm: “Okay, you round the corner. In front of you, you see a tall archfae man with platinum hair, red eyes, and as he smiles at you, there are noticeable fangs. It appears he was giving instructions to a room full of nosferatu…and we’ll pick this up next week.”
Mystic: “Well, bright side this can’t be a TPK since we’re missing half the party.”
