“Howard, you were not distracted by the ruby, so you are the first to react to this horrendous little gerblin attacking this kleptomaniac dragging you by a rope”
Friendly deity split the party by sending everyone home, which meant some people were sent to other countries. Sorcerer used a few teleports to get Paladin and Mystic and the three of them fought a small patrol of vampires. Inspite of being down a few spell slots, Sorcerer wanted to follow them.
Dm: “…You want to go inside the sewers to find the vampire nest before you go to bed? Roll me luck.”
Sorcerer: “Nat 1.”
Dm: “Okay, you round the corner. In front of you, you see a tall archfae man with platinum hair, red eyes, and as he smiles at you, there are noticeable fangs. It appears he was giving instructions to a room full of nosferatu…and we’ll pick this up next week.”
Mystic: “Well, bright side this can’t be a TPK since we’re missing half the party.”
The 2022_Tsum_Fest is running for the Small Universe months of the Universe Medley Fest organized by the @cap-ironman community.
I don’t put my doodles on AO3, but I was assured that it would count anyway…
So this humble offering is for you, @muchmoremajestic, for your prompt: “Tony and Steve take the tsums to a department store for the first time. Shenanigans occur.”. As you can guess, this is the shenanigans part! Steve and Tony are chasing them out of frame!!! I hope you enjoy
And with that… by my count I participated for the 12 month of the fest! Thanks mods, it was a blast, and a great way to explore Steve and Tony through the multiverse!
After a long, hard week of getting back to work, and dealing with so many things, and missing my boo, I get some happy on Saturday, and I get to see @meoww-maidand@nefarious-kinks for some Shenanigans at Chateau Cherry’s.
I have just thrown away a large autographed poster that hung in my room for years of a singer I was in love with when I was a teenager. Trying to be an adult. *sigh*
Update
I retrieved it from the trash.
And I might hang it in the extra bedroom.
Because I’m an adult and I do what I want.
*nods* Adulting is hard… Thank goodness for extra bedrooms to stash our hoard like a little dragon.
Hey@happycabbage something went kooky with my phone tonight. I had it in my hands with other things and ended up opening the email app and it went into the sent folder and it was showing emails from 12 years ago. I found some hilarious things from our conversations. May I offer you the following excerpts without any context whatsoever:
He’s so chatty and social these days, I think a stint in the pokey was the best thing ever for him.
His accent says “I’m British,” but his teeth say “I’m not British.”
Yesterday, they took him off life support. Everyone is standing around boohooing and whaddya know, HE STARTS BREATHING ON HIS OWN. It was the most awesome breathing I have ever seen! Is there an Emmy for Best Breathing By A Lead Actor????
Sorry. I’m not gonna make it. Without your witty sparkliness to keep my brain working, it’s headed straight into shutdown.
He is just so cute, I want to smear him on toast.
Antonio Sabato Jr? Where in the world did your freaky filing cabinet of a brain come up with that one?!?
You kind of felt like it was an expensive parody of Lord of the Rings that Saturday Night Live filmed on location, except it wasn’t funny.
THE WESTENDER HAS RETURNED!!!
Me seeing this post:
@the-haven-of-fiction posting our sleep-deprived inanity, brought back from the bowels of ancient e-mail:
Me realizing I vaguely remember what some of this was referring to:
1 - I firmly believe in the Emmy for Best Breathing, even if I can’t remember who this was about. I’m sure it was stellar, and now I need to know who it was.
2 - That toast comment had to be you. We all know you’re a biter.
3 - THE WESTENDER HAS RETURNED
Have mercy. We not only sat through the Westender, but we paid actual money for the privilege. And it had nothing to do with West End musicals, which I still think is a crime.
I’d say we’re different now that we’re two old ladies…
I’m just imagining early canon watson and russian watson discussing holmes
russian watson: what’s up with our new roommate canon watson: let’s write down everything we know about him, everything he is good at russian watson: well, he knows chemistry well canon watson: true canon watson: he also knows a lot about poisons russian watson: and explosives russian watson: and guns canon watson: good at martial arts russian watson: i could take him canon watson: and he has a lot of knowledge about the law canon watson: and horrific crimes! russian watson: … russian watson: the strangest people come to visit him… russian watson: some of them leave crying… russian watson: some of them are never seen leaving… canon watson: oh and he can play the violin beautifully :) canon watson: sherlock holmes is a fascinating man :) russian watson, at the same time: a criminal mastermind russian watson: russian watson: what canon watson: what
canon watson is like “man of my dreams” and russian watson is like “man of my nightmares”
I drove by a baseball field today where a coach was trying to get a bunch of kids to stand in a circle all arms-width apart. But it just looked like a man t-posing in the center of a group of t-posing children.
