Alphonse Elric: I hope Hot Topic goes bankrupt!

Edward Elric: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Sebastian: Are you two, like, dating now?

Jim:Yeah!

Sherlock: Yes, we are.

Sebastian:Why?

Jim: I happen to find Sherlock very appealing.

Sebastian: Oh, I understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong in his head.

Currently Taking Applications

Ravenclaw: So what do you usually look for in a girl?

Slytherin: A pulse

King: Have a nice day!

Guard: Don’t tell me what to do

Shuichi: Why was your bucket on top of my door?

Kokichi: Why was your door under my bucket?