you know the moment that happens in most clichés: the accidental spill of coffee on someone’s shirt and providing a shirt to them. well, what if the coffee spilled on both of person aandperson b’s shirts? and that they have to buy a new shirts for each other because they don’t have extra clothing on them? oh, look there’s a 2 for 1 sale! HEY, LET’S MATCH OUTFITS-

person aknowsperson b steals their clothes often. so, taking that as an advantage: they slip small notes into the pockets of the clothing article. now, whenever person b stealsperson a’s clothes, they find a small note and falls in love with person a more.

person a can’t smile. well, they can but it’s more like a straight line whenever they smile. that’s why no one gets to see a ‘proper’ smile from person a because it isn’t really present. so, smiling at strangers who did something nice or catched their eye is an experience person a doesn’t want to relive. however, person ahelpedperson b carry their groceries and person b flashed them a smile: thanking them for helping them. this is when person a tries to smile awkwardly for 20 seconds while person b thinks their smile is charming.

college professors make the lectures so boring that sometimes their voices just fade into the back of person a’s thoughts. sometimes theyre tired and wanna do something else but cant because they dont wanna fail. however, this rainy morning, person a notices that a classmate: person b, who is seated right in front of them; is watching a movie. person a watches, too, though, not knowing what the characters are saying and after a few minutes, person b looks back and notices person a is staring at their screen: this amazing person – who is person b – puts the subtitles on and makes person a fall for them.

mental illness sucks and the only way for person a to calm it down is to listen to music: on the highest volume; to drown deep inside the soft hums and well-thought lyrics. whats weird is that person a is also clumsy and theyre very surprised that they never bump into anything whenever theyre lost in the music. well, until they bumped into a street lamp. a visible, throbbing bump on their head and then, they meet their soulmate: person b, who rushes over to person a asking if they want to come over so they can treat it. of course, stunned by person b’s beauty and kindness: person a delightfully nods until they remember how much pain it did to move it because of the bump; and yet, it doesnt really hurt due to the soft giggles from person b.

the only thing person aandperson b wants to do after their exams is to watch frozen two: now, they’re randomly singing ‘into the unknown’ everywhere they go, and everyone who witnesses this just wants to shove a slipper up their asses.

&. .

(  platonic  ships  are  just  as  important  as  romantic  ones!  so  here’s  some  sentence  starters  for  all  your  friendship  needs!  )

• ❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜
• ❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜
• ❛ do you think we’re friends in every universe? ❜
  
• ❛ you’re interesting and different and i like that. ❜
  
• ❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❜
• ❛ please don’t ever become a stranger. ❜
• ❛ i like being alone but i’d rather be alone with you. ❜
  
• ❛ you’re important to me, you little shit. ❜
• ❛ i can always count on you. ❜
• ❛ here, you can borrow my jacket. ❜
• ❛ i am this close away from strangling you. ❜
  
• ❛ no offense, but you look terrible. ❜
• ❛ do you think we’ll ever stop being friends? ❜
  
• ❛ i found this cool rock that made me think of you. ❜
• ❛ you can sleep over, it’ll be like when we were kids. ❜
• ❛ here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window. ❜
  
• ❛ that sounds dangerous. i’m in! ❜
• ❛ we’re still friends, right? ❜
  
• ❛ i don’t have a date, so do you wanna be my plus one? ❜
  
• ❛ i heard you were feeling sick, so i made you some soup. ❜
  
• ❛ i already said i’m paying. you can buy next time, okay? ❜
• ❛ you’re the best, you know that? ❜
• ❛ i’m not hitting you, it’s called platonic bdsm. ❜
  
• ❛ you’re more family to me than my own family is. ❜
  
• ❛ because i like you. because you’re my friend. ❜
• ❛ i feel like i can be myself around you. ❜
• ❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜
  
• ❛ you are literally too stupid to insult. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜
• ❛ who needs them. we can have fun on our own. ❜
  
• ❛ you deserve every good thing that comes your way. ❜
  
• ❛ don’t worry, i’ve got your back! ❜
• ❛ you’re like, the strongest person i know. ❜
  
• ❛ friends don’t lie. ❜
• ❛ don’t make me regret giving you the aux cord. ❜
• ❛ you can come over any time. it’s not a problem. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m glad to have met you. ❜
• ❛ you remember the day we became friends? ❜
  
• ❛ i know, i know. i’m the best. ❜
  
• ❛ no one hurts you and gets away with it. ❜
• ❛ because you love me! duh! ❜
  
• ❛ why do you keep me around? ❜
  
• ❛ you’re not getting rid of me that easily. ❜
• ❛ what would you do without me, huh? ❜
  
• ❛ thanks. i really needed this. ❜
• ❛ what are best friends for? ❜
  

“I promised to protect you, once.”

“You broke that promise a long time ago. So why are you here now?”

“It may be too late to make things right. But at least I can keep you safe.”

“You know you want to sing along.”

“Shut up. No I don’t.”

“… I will if you will.”

“… You’re on.”

Person A of your BROTP is injured. Does Person B go to comfort them? Go after the people who took them? Utterly fall apart at their stronger friend being in such a state?

“… We expected you two to try to kill each other.”

“Did we not tell you that we’ve been best friends for twenty years? Oops.” 

“Hey, you’ve done some hacking, right? Look, I get that you’ve changed your stripes and all, but something about our new teammates isn’t adding up.”

“… Give me half an hour.” 

Anonymous Asked: “hi! prompts for best friends who got into a fight but will become friends again? :D” 

1. “How could you do this to me? I think I deserve to know what was going through your head.”

“Look, I want to tell you. Really. But I don’t know if you’ll listen.”

2. “I didn’t say what you think I said. I promise, I’d never say that to you.”

“Are you sure? Because I think I heard you pretty clearly.”

3. “Oh, don’t look at me like that! You’re the one who just stopped talking to me afterward!” 

“Me? I didn’t hear from you for months after that day.” 

4. “We don’t have time to argue. I guess you’ll just have to trust me. Or pretend that you do, for five minutes.” 

“I shouldn’t trust you anymore. I wish I didn’t.” 

5. “You said that you hated me.” 

“What are you talking about?”

6. “I need your help. I know that I have no right to show up here at all after what I did, much less-”

“Come on in. I’ll get you some tea.” 

7. “Look, I know things are… Complicated right now. But I really don’t want to leave you crying alone. Want me to sit with you?”

“…. Please.” 

8. “I know that you hate me, but-”

“I never hated you. I was just hurt.” 

9. “I don’t want to lose my best friend over a stupid fight.” 

“I’m your best friend?”

10. “I don’t expect you to forgive me, but I’m really sorry.” 

“That’s all I needed to hear. Of course I forgive you.” 

Imagine Person A of your OTP helping Person B through a panic attack.

Platonic variation: Either Person A and B of your BROTP, or Person B’s entire found family helping them through a panic attack. 

“I haven’t told you everything.”

“I know, and I love you. You’ll tell me when you’re ready.”

Anon Asked, “Hi! I’m sorry if this is a little specific, but I just have a prompt request where it’s a medieval setting and Person A is a prince while Person B is their bodyguard, but there’s no romance between them and they’re just good bros. Once again, I’m sorry if this is a little too specific but all I can find are otp prompts. Thank you in advance!” 

1. “Seriously? They could have killed you back there.”

“I knew you’d take care of it.” 

2. “I think that stopping you from running away from the palace in the middle of the night with a band of pirates is covered under bodyguard duties.” 

“You could always come with us.” 

3. “Your father doesn’t like that you treat me as a friend.” 

“You may have noticed, then, that my father rules the kingdom alone. That is not the kind of king I want to be. You are my friend, and nothing will change that.” 

4. “Why are you grinning like that?”

“Someone offered me my weight in gold to betray you tonight. We can split it, if you like.” 

“Do I even want to know what you did to them?”

“My job.” 

5. “It’s time for you to leave. We will not win this. I order you as your prince.”

“And as your friend, I refuse. If you’d like to fire me after this is over, it’s all well and good; I’d rather like a vacation, after all of this nonsense.” 

6. “You shouldn’t speak to me like that. You are royalty, and our friendship is-”

“I have long considered you my brother. And I will not betray family to anyone… Not even those who share my blood.” 

7. “Rough night?”

“One of those where I just want to throw off my crown and burn the palace to ash rather than deal with political drama for one minute more.”

“… Come on. Let’s spar for a bit.” 

8. “You’re lucky, you know? You could just… Leave. Walk out that door and disappear. If I tried that, I’d wind up dead within a week because some neighboring king borrowed my head.”

“And that’s what you have me for.” 

9. “The king is going to try to kill you.”

“Why are you telling me this? You work for him.”

“I chose my side a long time ago.” 

10. “I’ve lost it all: my kingdom, my crown, my claim to my family… What do I have left?”

“An annoying bodyguard that found some shelter, for one.” 

“You should leave me. Everyone else has, and I certainly can’t pay you.” 

“Hm. Interesting thoughts, but no. Now shut up and get to the shelter.” 

Imagine your BROTP in a prank war.

10 coffee date dialogue prompts

requested by: anon

Feel free to use and reblog!

#1 - “How do you know how I like my coffee?

#2 - "I had to think of you when I first bought a coffee here.”

#3 - “You’ve got a crumb right there.”

#4 - “Let me choose a coffee for you!”

#5 - “I’m so glad you could find the time to do this with me.”

#6 - “You still need more sugar?! But isn’t it already making up half of your cup?”

#7 - “They really all know you here. Do you come here this often?”

#8 - “You look extra happy with a cup of coffee in your hand.”

#9 - “Why are you taking this napkin with you?” “Because I want something to remember this day by.”

#10 - “We have to do that again!”

10 Academic rivals to friends prompts

requested by: @ruby-serpent

Feel free to use and reblog!

#1 - having to work on the same project and being forced to work together cooperatively

#2 - being specialists on the same field and having great admiration for the other’s work deep down (bonus points if they realise/admit it when they’re very drunk or similar)

#3 - being academic rivals but only knowing the other’s name not their face, they meet in a non-work-related setting like sports e.g. and get along quite well, until they find out who the other one really is…

#4 - Person A is mad at Person B for having the same success but ‘not having any work ethos at all’, B is not as hostile and tries to build up an amicable relationship

#5 - their interactions are only a competition of who knows more about the subject they’re both geniuses in, they grow to look forward to these competitions more and more until they even have an unhostile 'normal’ conversation

#6 - Person A seeks an academic rival as motivation to do better in their studies and Person B seems like an ideal candidate, B is quite irritated by the sudden competition, it takes quite a while to convince B that the rivalry is more of a compliment than anything else

#7 - getting along much better as soon as they don’t share the same classes anymore

#8 - bonding over something they’re both not good at after years of rivalry in their strongest subjects

#9 - being similarly irked and fascinated by the other’s productivity and discipline

#10 - Person A needs to get a top grade on a group work assignment so they have no other choice as to ask Person B, their greatest academic rival, to do it together. They seem to get along better than both of them have thought

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friendship prompts

• two people who hate each other’s guts but in the end they’d die for each other
• friends who don’t wanna be in a relationship or get married adopt a kid together
• heart of gold teen/new adult winning over grumpy elderly person next door
• good boy bad girl teaches each other about life and help each other grow as people
• found family in which one member come home one day having “adopted” another member
• little kid bonding with their single parent’s new partner
• good girl bad boy expect she’s always there to set him straight and he’s terrified of her
• lost childhood friends reuniting after their spouses introduce them to each other
• best friends fake dating expect it really is fake/platonic
• enemies to friends
• the impulsive friend you constantly have to stop from breaking the law (no it’s not a good idea to break into the museum it’s 4am stop calling me)
• intelligent individuals who turn into the biggest idiots in each other’s company
• grandparents with their grandkids
• the friend you tried to date but things didn’t work out and now you’re best friends
• toddler bonding with the family dog
• childhood friends to enemies to friends
• getting into contact with a person your ex wronged the same way they did you, bonding over your experience
• person A: i’d die for you guys person B: i’d kill for you guys person C: why does anyone have to die

BONUS:

• two kids meet at the playground and become best friends, which eventually leads their divorced parents to fall in love with each other