#ship prompts

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  1. Not trying to make a scene but you took the last pool floaty and I want it
  2. I don’t know who started the bonfire but the ocean’s trying to eat it
  3. I’m sure the burgers you made are good but I don’t like/can’t eat meat
  4. My cat broke into your place because your a/c is working and mine’s not
  5. No I can’t put on a shirt, it’s hot and this is my balcony too 
  6. I’m the water usage enforcer on our block and you’re way over your limit
  7. I swear my kid pegged you with that water balloon, not me
  8. I’m not staring not staring at you eating your Popsicle 
  9. I’m not eating my Popsicle suggestive to make you stare
  10. My bikini top broke can I borrow your shirt
  11. I got called into work. I’m sweaty and my shower broke, can I use your’s
  12. I’m not loitering, I’m just thinking of what I want from the freezer section
  13. This is a big beach so why do you have to build a sandcastle next to me
  14. I got stung by a jellyfish and I think I’m dying 
  15. I’m not drowning but if you want to give me CPR, that’s okay
  1. “I thought you knew.”
  2. “This was the best day ever.”
  3. “I can’t believe you’re back here.”
  4. “I felt bad so I got up and made you breakfast.” 
  5. “Can we start this whole day over?”
  6. “Of course I’m right, I’m always right.”
  7. “I wasn’t late, a cat tried to kill me and made me late!”
  8. “You nearly killed me, tell me how that’s not a big deal.”
  9. “I’m not stuck, just help me.”
  10. “But that’s my favorite shirt!”
  11. “To be honest, I really hate how this tastes.” 
  12. “Your music sucks and you suck, get over it.”
  13. “We can, you know, go together if that’s a thing you’d like.”
  14. “I’m not sorry, this isn’t an apology, I’m just being nice so you shut up!”
  15. “Alright, I lied, I’m not in a band. But I do think you’re cute!”
  1. A finds a stray animal and brings it home, B is allergic so C helps A hide the animal until B finally catches them after sneezing for a week
  2. A is a Marvel fan and B is a DC fan, C doesn’t care either way and always mixes them up
  3. A is asexual, B is aromantic, and C is demi, and they have a happy healthy partnership 
  4. A falls instantly for C while B is interested in C but needs to be wooed still
  5. A and B have to explain to C why they never get to drive, optional: C drives wildly, speeding/running lights/etc or drives too slow/cautious
  6. A has a history of severe nightmares, B knows how to calm A down but is out of town, C has to try for the first time alone
  7. It’s A’s birthday but B and C both forgot until the last second, B distracts A while C sneaks out to get a gift
  8. A is always up late with work related things, one night A falls asleep and B and C have to fumble through getting the work done for them
  9. A is babysitting but has to go somewhere unexpectedly, leaving the baby with B and C who have little/no experience with babies 
  10. A helped color B’s hair but it was a disaster and C has to comfort them both while fixing it
  11. A’s glasses broke while they were reading a really good part of their book, B and C offer to read it to them, switching out between characters and making silly voices
  12. A has a secret fear (like of clowns/spiders/heights/etc), B and C don’t know and accidentally freak out A with their fear
  13. A’s never seen the ocean but wants to, B hates the ocean but agrees to go anyways, A and C swim and make sand castles while B naps on a blanket 
  14. A cuts their finger while preparing dinner, B panics and wants to go to the hospital, C calms B down and deals with A’s injury 
  15. A only has money for two tickets to an event all three of them love, so A and B have to sneak C inside 
  1. Person A is an immortal and finally found out B was reincarnated but doesn’t remember them
  2. A’s an ER nurse/doctor and B comes in with a minor injury but is freaking out/afraid of medical devices
  3. A works at a soup kitchen and mistook B for a person in need
  4. A found a number in a library book and it turns out B’s friend left it there as a prank
  5. A bumped into B’s car and thinks B is really injured when B is just really taken by A and asks for a date to make them even
  6. A keeps going to B’s apartment by mistake to visit a friend, it’s not always an accident
  7. A stole a car and halfway down the road B wakes up in the backseat
  8. A and B are rivals in an online game, meet by chance in person and recognize each other’s voices
  9. A angrily drunk texts B by mistake thinking it was their ex
  10. A accidentally ran over B’s toes while on a skateboard/bike/scooter/etc
  11. A dies but B is still alive so A’s ghost acts as a guardian angel until B dies and they meet up again
  12. A took B’s prescription glasses by mistake and now B is blindly trying to give chase to get them back 
  13. A is Santa/Easter bunny/etc at a mall photo shoot and B’s brought in a kid for pictures, A awkwardly tries to hit on B without alerting/traumatizing the children
  14. A stole B’s camera but after looking at the pictures A feels bad and decides to track B down to give it back
  15. A’s cat just chased B’s dog and now the owners have to catch them before they get lost, optional: the owners blame each other/each other’s pets
  1. Forehead kiss
  2. Cheek kiss
  3. Nose kiss
  4. Back of hand kiss
  5. Fingertips kiss
  6. Collarbone kiss
  7. Shoulder kiss
  8. Spine kiss
  9. Throat kiss
  10. Stomach kiss
  11. Bellybutton kiss
  12. Hipbone kiss
  13. Outer thigh kiss
  14. Inner thigh kiss
  15. Pelvic bone kiss
  1. Tries to get into the wrong apartment when drunk
  2. Diner worker and frequent customer
  3. See each other often in a park
  4. Morning after meeting in a bar
  5. Set up by a mutual friend
  6. Veterinarian and someone who brings in multiple strays
  7. Tried to check out the same book at library
  8. Reporter/interviewer and someone who witnessed something
  9. Both meeting while trying to survive zombie attack
  10. End up sitting next to each other at a show
  11. Cop and someone in frequent trouble with the law
  12. Abducted by aliens and need to work together to escape
  13. Friends on an online game and accidentally meet in person
  14. Both lost on separate hikes and meeting in the woods
  15. Bad attempted bank robber and amused bank teller
  1. Fingertips
  2. Acceptance
  3. Hurt
  4. Game
  5. Lips
  6. Irritable
  7. Blush
  8. Stress
  9. Trying
  10. Roses
  11. Goosebumps
  12. Chocolate
  13. Dancing
  14. Teeth
  15. Garden
  16. Snow
  17. Dinner
  18. Family
  19. Crying
  20. Anger
  21. Silent
  22. Different
  23. Enthralled
  24. Pillow Fort
  25. Pain
  26. Fear
  27. Failed
  28. Rain
  29. Lace
  30. Happy
  1. Candied Apple
  2. Monster Trucks
  3. Petting Zoo
  4. Exhibit Display
  5. Ferris Wheel
  6. Booth Games
  7. Game Prizes
  8. Fried Food
  9. Outdoors Concert 
  10. Runaway Animal
  11. Photo Strip
  12. Dust Cloud
  13. Activity Booths
  14. Sheep Racing
  15. Lemonade Stand
  1. You took the last bag of cotton candy so you’re either going to share it with me or I’m going to fight you for it.
  2. I don’t like heights but my friends pressured me onto the Ferris wheel, don’t laugh my knuckles aren’t that white from hanging onto the bar.
  3. My friends convinced me to get on stage at the karaoke stand and apparently I can’t stop staring at you or sing oh no.
  4. You yelled when a pig in the petting zoo nibbled your pant leg and that only made it charge after you and I can’t stop laughing.
  5. I’m not lurking around the photo booths like a creeper, my friends are in one of these booths and I don’t know which one.
  6. One of the rides spun a lot faster than you expected and your shoe fell off and hit me in the head what the heck
  7. Look you seem like a nice person so I want you to know this booth I’m watching is rigged don’t waste your money
  1. A is a cam-performer and B stumbles upon their show and is dumbstuck
  2. A has a mobile pet salon and B found a filthy stray in need of a bath ASAP
  3. A recently moved in downstairs and B is a very loud upstairs neighbor and steals WiFi
  4. A is a cop and B is a sexworker who A is in denial about loving even as they let B off with warnings all the time
  5. A is a pet walker and B is a recovering pet thief who doesn’t know if it’s the pets or pet walker they’re after now
  6. A found a wounded rare bird and B is the park ranger who responds to their call for help
  7. A works at a childrens hospital and B is a single parent who’s kid is having major surgery 
  8. A’s shoe laces got caught in the escalator and B is the technician who’s trying to fix the situation
  9. A is a pizza delivery driver and B jumps into their car to try stealing the pizza
  10. A is a former drug dealer and B is a recovering addict and they both try to keep the other from knowing about their pasts
  11. A works at a photo scene in the mall and goes in costume into the 24 hour store B works at
  12. A’s been arrested and is waiting handcuffed to a bench in the police station, B is there to deliver donuts and can’t help giving A one
  13. A is an activist for animal rights and B works at an aquarium that rehabilitates marine life to free into the wild but A didn’t get the memo
  14. A is a yard duty for a preschool and B is a new substitute teacher who got turned around in the halls 
  15. A’s pet recently died and B owns a headstone shop and thinks the grave marker is for a person not a pet
  1. I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead
  2. You were supposed to get diaper rash cream at the store but now you’re texting pictures of the shelves and asking what you forgot come on
  3. We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time
  4. I’m really sorry the kid’s copying a bad word I said and I keep laughing but come on look how cute that is
  5. It’s our first date since having the kid and you keep texting the sitter and trying to facetime them instead of enjoying dinner
  6. We’re trying to fool around while the kid is asleep but we heard a noise and now we’re freaking out if they heard or seen us or not
  7. I know it’s silly but humor the kid and “kill the spider”, I know it’s just stray hairs knotted up but it scares them so do it come on
  8. You asked me to get the kid’s school things together but it’s morning and I forgot no I’m not trying to rush it before you notice
  9. The school sent home a project for our kid to do but it’s really complicated and they want help but only your’s they refuse me
  10. Look I remember I said no pets until the kid’s older but they found this animal and it’s cute and they’re cute can we please keep it please
  1. It’s 3am and my kid is out of diapers please I know this sucks to last minute ring up someone I’m really sorry but it’s an emergency
  2. Your kid literally shoved their finger to the second knuckle in their nose and wiped it on my leg and I don’t know what to do about this
  3. I know it might be inappropriate to ask out my kid’s doctor but the nurse took them out of the room to weigh them and now’s my only chance
  4. I’m not a creep but I seen your kid asking for this toy and you said you couldn’t afford it right now so I bought it for them maybe
  5. My kid is lost somewhere in this changing room and I’m really sorry but have you seen a little human running wild through here
  6. Don’t judge me but my kid’s clothes are all messed up and I’m trying to change them in the back of our car right next to your’s 
  7. Your kid threw a cookie at me and I’m sorry I laughed and embarrassed your or them but it was kind of cute don’t punish them please
  8. I’ve heard you signing in the middle of every night this week and it’s so off key- oh sorry I didn’t know those were lullabies or that you had a kid
  9. So you’re the new teacher’s aid in my kid’s class and I was not expecting you to be so cute or charming and also my kid loves you 
  10. Apparently your kid scaled my backyard fence to pet my cat and now I have a scared kid crying for their parent and a freaked out cat in a tree
  1. Listen I know this sounds like bullshit but I’m from the future and I’m here to keep you from being murdered okay
  2. You were my significant other in a previous life but you didn’t reincarnate this time so I found a way to go into the past to see you again
  3. I’m from the past and you don’t believe me but I just came here to find a cure for someone and you need to help me
  4. I managed to create time travel- but it’s only for short bursts forward or backwards and you don’t believe me but I’ll prove it
  5. I swear you’re my significant other from an alternate dimension and no I’m not a stalker you told me all this personal info in the other world
  6. We’re in a hotel together except I’m somehow two years ahead of you and I keep finding your notes and think I’m losing it
  7. When I got on the plane it was one year but during the red-eye something happened and we landed in the future 
  1. Ok it’s weird that we’ve met while auditioning for parts in a condom/K-Y Jelly commercial but wow you are cute I don’t even have to act now
  2. Excuse me but that moose in your backyard is under my care and I really need to get it back
  3. I know it’s strange that I’m naked on your patio but if you give me some clothes or a blanket I’ll explain everything
  4. The elevator got stuck between floors and I’m giving you a boost to get out the roof hatch but oh man I never noticed your nice butt before
  5. I know it’s probably poor taste to ask you out during your relative’s funeral but I don’t know if I’ll ever see you again so
  6. Listen you’ve been standing on the sidewalk outside of my house for the last three hours are you a murderer waiting for me to fall asleep or what
  7. This is a little awkward since I’m cuffed in the back of your squad car but you’re incredible and when I make bail I’d love to take you to lunch
  1. A is the mall Santa and B is one of his elves (bonus: C is the other elf and tries to convince the two to sneak into Santa’s workshop to makeout)
  2. A got candy canes to make peppermint bark but B didn’t know and ate them all (bonus: C bought an extra box of candy canes already)
  3. A wants to decorate on December 1st and B wants to do it on Thanksgiving night (bonus: C hangs up lights while the Turkey is cooking)
  4. A has never had stockings so B tries to make A’s extra special (bonus: C gets custom made stockings)
  5. A won’t let anyone open gifts without Santa hats or reindeer antlers on but B hides all the festive head wear (bonus: C shows up dressed as Santa)
  6. A wants to watch It’s a Wonderful Life before bed Christmas Eve, B insists on A Christmas Story (bonus: they watch both, C cries for most of them)
  7. A thinks the top of the tree needs a star, B wants an angel at the top (bonus: C ends up having to find a way to put both on the tree)
  8. A wants to start stringing lights/garland from top to bottom on the tree, B wants to do it bottom to top (bonus: C doesn’t care as long as the back of the tree is decorated who cares if no one sees back there!)
  9. A comes home to find B dangling from the roof by Christmas lights (bonus: C is at the top trying to pull them up)
  10. A bought all their gifts early but B waited until the last minute and has to brave the mall at it’s busiest (bonus: C catches on and keeps A from knowing)
  11. A was too excited to grab jacket when they ran outside, and B chases after them to try and wrestle them into one (bonus: C has to take care of them both when they get sick)
  12. A wants to get a real tree, B wants an artificial one (bonus: C makes a compromise by getting a fake tree but helping A decorate an outside tree, too)
  13. A grew up opening gifts on Christmas eve and B grew up opening them Christmas day and they both want to do their way (bonus: C sneaks into the gifts and the food while A and B are arguing)
  14. A doesn’t sing but B wants to go caroling or at least singing around the tree (bonus: C likewise wants to go caroling and puppy-dog-eyes A)
  15. A’s bummed not to see family for the holidays so B, who usually isn’t very festive, goes out of their way to make A’s holidays nice (bonus: C sets up a surprise Skype date with A’s family)
  1. Who puts up holiday decorations weeks or months ahead of time, and who tries to put everything back away until the holiday is closer
  2. Who likes white chocolate, and who despises it completely
  3. Who sings loudly along with songs regardless of talent, and who groans in dismay and turns the radio up louder
  4. Who loves pineapple on pizza, and who subtly picks the pineapple off of their slices
  5. Who sleeps with limbs hanging off the bed, and who hides under the blankets with all their limbs pulled in close
  6. Who buys the salt and vinegar chips, and who hides the bag because they really hate how the chips smell 
  7. Who drives “like an old granny” all the time, and who is the “speed demon”
  8. Who insists on always dressing up on Halloween, and who wants to stay home and hand out candy
  9. Who stops to greet all the animals they pass, and who walks faster so the animals don’t “get” them
  10. Who watches the scary/suspenseful movies, and who tries to scare them during the movie
  11. Who spends an eternity getting ready to go somewhere, and who fusses about the time and being late
  12. Who plays or tries to play the piano, and who climbs on the piano and tries to lay “seductively” on top
  13. Who uses their phone to check the time, and who insists on using a watch instead
  14. Who wakes up before the alarm clock goes off, and hits snooze half a dozen times
  15. Who picks the flowers while on a hike, and who is attacked or fears being attacked by bees
  1. “Care to explain why my bathtub is full of frogs?”
  2. “Quit asking how I got stuck up here and just catch me.”
  3. “I swear this isn’t blood, it’s cherries.”
  4. “I don’t know who put the cat in my shower, but I’m unamused.”
  5. “Seriously! I just put that pie out, who took it?”
  6. “Is that a ring box in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
  7. “Keep your flea riddled bird out of my hair or else.”
  8. “Did you just put a dirty diaper in that car trunk and close it?”
  9. “Is the lipstick on my cheek really necessary?”
  10. “Whatever he’s saying, he’s lying!”
  11. “I play a mean air guitar if that’s what you’re asking.”
  12. “How about we put on some pants and figure this out?”
  13. “I’m sorry but swimming in the fountain isn’t allowed.”
  14. “Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”
  15. “Are you seriously stealing flowers off that grave?”
  1. It’s my roommate’s birthday and you just made me drop the last cake in the store so help me either find a new one or bake a new one
  2. My dog just ran through the doggie door to your house please let me go in and get it
  3. I just upended a cup on you on accident so please take my shirt/jacket and i’m sorry
  4. Your kid keeps running over here and stealing food off my plate when you’re not looking and I don’t know how to make it stop
  5. I opened my cardoor and didn’t see you riding by on your bike and you crashed into it holy crap
  6. You’re a school to be a nurse/doctor and I just got hit in the face and my nose is bleeding and did you know you faint at seeing that much blood
  7. I’m pretty sure your baby keeps dropping it’s toy on purpose for my attention and it’s cute but this floor is probably really dirty
  8. This pregnant person is just a friend/retaliative so please stop giving us weird looks because I was flirting with you it’s not mine
  9. My cat just stole your dog’s ball and went up the tree with it I’m not sorry why is your dog even afraid of cats
  10. I don’t even like sandwiches but you’re a cute deli employee who always gets the order wrong but your smile makes it okay
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