#shiratorizawa
HAIKYUU AND HOW THEY REACT TO YOU ASKING FOR THEIR PRONOUNS
notes:this is just joke, all in good fun. respect and use peoples pronouns or me and my homies will break ur kneecaps
KARASUNO
daichi sawamura ➝ “uh he/him, is that right?”
koushi sugawara ➝ “he/they :)”
asahi azumane ➝ “uh,,,, uh anything goes”
yuu nishinoya ➝ “HE/HIM BUT ALSO DUMB/ASS”
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ “uh the ones for bros”
tobio kageyama ➝ “what the fuck did you just call me”
shoyo hinata ➝ “he/him, what are yours??”
kei tsukishima ➝ “nor/mal”
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ “they/them please excuse my friend he says things to start fights”
ennoshita chikara ➝ “he/him I guess”
kiyoko shimizu ➝ “she/they”
hitoka yachi ➝ “great question”
NEKOMA
tetsuro kuroo ➝ “built/different”
morisuke yaku ➝ “he/him, let me know if you’d rather I not occupy this space!”
kenma kozume ➝ “mountain/dew”
lev haiba ➝ “wait alisa taught me this um, the man ones, wait fuck no he/him right? Did I get it right?”
AOBA JOHSAI
tooru oikawa ➝ “whichever you’re attracted to”
hajime iwaizumi ➝ “I am a man”
issei matsukawa ➝ “haven’t decided today”
takahiro hanamaki ➝ “he/him, but it’s up in the air”
akira kunimi ➝ “dude I don’t fucking know I’m depressed”
kyoutani kentarou ➝ [BARKING NOISES]
FUKURODANI
koutarou bokuto ➝ “akaashi told me to say he/him and I practiced it to memorize it”
keiji akaashi ➝ “he/they please”
akinori konoha ➝ “were in a global crisis, just use less plastic and I don’t care what you call me”
SHIRATORIZAWA
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ “I’m 6’4”
satori tendou ➝ “yes.”
tsutomu goshiki ➝ “why? am I not passing?”
shirabu kenjirou ➝ [intense staring and silence]
semi eita ➝ “i havent heard of that band.”
INARIZAKI
atsumu miya ➝ “is that something I have to ask my mom, like my birth time?”
osamu miya ➝ “cash/credit”
rintarou suna ➝ “please do not refer to me”
shinsuke kita ➝ “he/him, and please let me know if you need anything”
DATE TECH
takanobu aone ➝ “he/him, let me know if you need me to talk to anyone for you”
kenji futakuchi ➝ “is that a joke?”
kanji koganegawa ➝ “is that like a verb?”
OTHER
yuuji terushima ➝ “all/yours babyyy”
sakusa kiyoomi ➝ “no.”
timeskip pretty boys
James: What’s strange about me being kind and wanting to help out my dear brother and his dear friend?
Albus:
Scorpius:
James: You don’t have to look at me like that, you know.
…
Scorpius: As long as I’m here, we’re invincible!
Albus: Maybe you should stop freaking out before you declare stuff like that.
Scorpius: Rude! I am Malfoy the Unanxious right now!
Shirabu: Still, if I had to choose a teammate to be at the hardest volleyball game of our lives with, I’d choose you.
Semi: No offense, but I’d choose someone massive and really good at volleyball. Like Wakatoshi.
Shirabu: Oh, screw you, Semi-senpai.
…
Suga: How to distract our first-year freak duo from difficult emotional issues: take them to a court.
Daichi: They experience emotions outside of volleyball?
Inarizaki at a practice match, before the twins dyed their hair:
Aran, gesturing at Atsumu: Okay, Atsumu, if you set to Gin next-
Atsumu: I’m Osamu! Honestly, Aran-kun, you call yourself our childhood friend?
Aran: No, I don’t. You two call me that. But anyway, if Atsumu sets to Gin, we’re both on the same side, and it’ll look like it’s going to me again.
Atsumu: I can do that. Only kidding by the way, I am Atsumu.
Aran:
Aran: Why do I associate with you two.
Hinata: We have to get along! If the four of us don’t figure out how to work together, the Vice Principal will throw us in detention for forever! Or worse, Daichi-san and Suga-san won’t let us play volleyball!
Tsukki, to Yamaguchi: He has got to sort out his priorities.
Coach Yamiji: Now, Bokuto, stand here and repeat this four times. I am a volleyball player, not a baboon brandishing a ball.
Bokuto, in emo mode: I am a volleyball player, not a baboon brandishing a ball.
Bokuto: *looking confused*
Bokuto: Aghaaaaaashi, what does brandish mean?
Yamaguchi: Why are Hinata and Kageyama sprinting to the gym?
Tsukishima: Because that’s what they do. When confused, race to the court. They’re volleyball idiots.
Karasuno first years, in their third year:
Tsukishima, exasperated: Hinata, how could I have suffered three years of being on the same team as you and still think short people can’t fight on the court?
Hinata:
Hinata, beaming: Tsukki, did you just give me a COMPLIMENT?!
Tsukki, walking away: No.
Hinata: You did! Tsukki! I knew you cared!
Tsukki: You are delusional.
Yaku, after yelling at Lev: Do you understand?
Lev: Yes.
Yaku: Yes, senpai.
Lev, confused: There’s no need to call me senpai just because I’m so much taller than you, Yaku-san.
Yaku:
Lev:
Kuroo: Well, that’s it then. Guess we need to find ourselves a new freakishly tall middle blocker. Because Yaku is going to murder him.
Kenma, sighing: Lev is an idiot.
Inarizaki second years after a loud Miya twin fight got them kicked out of the stadium:
Gin: If you make us go through this again, I swear, I will-
Atsumu, the captain: What, vice-captain? Bench us?
Osamu: Ban us from practice?
Gin: No. But I will call Kita-san.
Miyas:
Atsumu, nervously: You wouldn’t.
Gin: I would.
Kosaku: He would.
Suna, recording the whole thing: Ohhhhhhhhhh, you two are in deep shit.
Semi, after ranting about Shirabu: Well, I hate it! I hate him, but I don’t, and I hate that I don’t! I feel like I’m going insane!
Tendou: Ha! Conflicting feelings. I’ve been there. Don’t worry about it! You’re just as sane as I am.
Semi:
Semi: Great. Thanks.
Yamagata: Okay Tendou, I don’t think you understand just how absolutely NOT reassuring that was.
Tendou: You all just don’t appreciate my wisdom and insight! Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean everyone has.
Iwaizumi, done with Oikawa: Oh my God Oikawa! What is wrong with you? Is there anything but volleyballs bouncing in that empty head of yours???
Oikawa, winking suggestively: Well, Iwa-Chan, I could make your head just as empty as mine. Just tell me when and where.
Iwaizumi, watching Oikawa strut away: *iwaizumi.exe has stopped working*
Matsukawa, dying of laughter with Hanamaki: You know what, I agree with you about our dear captain on so many counts, but you can’t deny: he’s got style.
Shiratorizawa third years attempting to help Tendou flirt with Ushijima:
Reon: Well, we can start simple. Try telling him a joke? You’re good at that.
Semi: Pffft, Wakatoshi wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him, jump serving volleyballs at his face.
Tendou, sadly: Yeah. I’ve tried, believe me.
The Gossip Roast Squad™
(also known as: Oikawa, Atsumu, and Bokuto’s worst nightmare.)
They are also probably the Meme Dream Team (or the bane of team moms Iwaizumi, Aran, and Akaashi’s existences)
Reon is too nice to gossip (or, at least, no one on Shiratorizawa is clown-able enough to roast properly. But the Meme Dream Team probably knows all about Tendou’s breaking hearts songs, Semi’s bad fashion sense, Yamagata’s inability to keep track of his phone, etc.)
Imagine adding Kuroo, Tendou, Suga, Futakuchi, Komori, and Daishou to this group though… C H A O S
long time no ugly windbreaker
im just becoming that one artist that occasionally drops a sketchy tendou
[ ushiten week ] day 3: seasons
More fic-based art for a fluffy christmas fic! In which tendou attempts to propose, but things don’t go as planned (the fic is polaroids & proposals by miracleboysatori on ao3 )
[ ushiten week ] day two: tropes
I wrote a fake dating fic for day two (shuffle by miracleboysatori on ao3), and this is the art to go along with it~
little waka doodle (trying to get used to drawing him again for ushiten week)