#six of crows memes
Wylan: are jesper and kaz having a staring contest?
Inej: jesper is having a staring contest. kaz is plotting revenge and hasn’t remembered to blink for the past five minutes
Wylan: are jesper and kaz having a staring contest?
Inej: jesper is having a staring contest. kaz is plotting revenge and hasn’t remembered to blink for the past five minutes
Jesper, explaining why Wylan should drink more water: Water is great! Want clear skin? Water! Want to lose weight? Water!
Kaz, from the other room: Sick of people telling you what to do? Drown them!
Wylan: Jesper, I would kill for you
Jesper: I know, Wylan
Wylan: You just tell me who and I’ll do it
Jesper: …okay
Wylan *holding a picture of Kuwei*: Seriously. Anyone. Just give me the name
Kaz: Jesper, I said no guns!
Jesper: I thought you said no gum
Kaz: But you’re also chewing gum
Jesper: I’m a wildcard *blows bubble*
Kaz: swearing is now illegal in this gang
Wylan: heck
Kaz: you’re on thin fucking ice
Kaz: …
Kaz: oh no
Kaz after talking to Inej: wow not much could ruin today
Matthias: hey
Kaz: oh no I forgot saying that summons him
Matthias teaching Nina to drive
Matthias: okay, you’re driving and Inej and Kaz walk into the road. what do you hit?
Nina: the brakes obviously
Matthias: wrong. Kaz. you should always hit Kaz
Inej: Jesper, you said you wouldn’t tell a soul!
Jesper: i only told Kaz and he doesn’t have a soul so it’s fine
Kaz: i have a fun Christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Kaz: mistlefoe™
Jesper: SOMEONES HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED
Wylan: If you like me, raise your hand.
Kuwei: What if I don’t like you?
Wylan, without hesitation: Then raise your standards!
Jesper: That’s my boy!
Jesper: I’ve been told I’m charming and irresponsible.
Wylan: Doesn’t he mean “charming and irresistible”?
Inej: He does not.
If you ever feel dumb just remember that The Darkling thought that he can outsmart Kaz Brekker
he really thought that he can outsmart the one and only bastard of the barrel
