I made this pig!yuuri thing where vitya is a secret witch who has pet pig yuuri and he left out a human transformation potion and uhhhh yuuri gets into it. it’s not really legible so just uh enjoy the scribbles :)
My precious one, you cannot know just how very fascinating you are. Everything, all of the wonderful little things you do…your expressions, your discoveries, even your fears and pain are just so unique and different to me. I must know them all.
Your hair is like your sun’s light, your eyes are as blue as the sky we dwell under. I could sing forever of your softness, your perfect size for me. Am I odd, to want to do such a thing? Surely others lavish praise for their chosen mommets??
Your words are so charming. It amazes me how the old tongue We expected to speak upon Our Arrival has since evolved so much from the last time We came. Why do you mark your words So, this thing you call Writing? If I do likewise, will you hear and understand me at last, with those dear little round ears? Ah, but you cannot read this yet, let alone speak it. Shall I try and teach you? Will that please you, you adorable little thing?
I will not ask why you hate me. Of course you do; I know this. It is wounding to know just how much you hate and fear me. I do not dare blame you for it, but I cannot help but be fascinated by you still, though you abhor me and my brethren alike.
I am a jealous god, after all. Perhaps I am a demon like you say, but…
No one else may have you.
I will not allow it!
The consequences would be…what’s a good word…dire? No. Ghastly. I like that word far better. Atrocious looks interesting, but…I doubt you would tell me how to say it.
Others would have me wash away all that is You, But then…Dare’ would no longer be Dare’, so…you are Myne. That is why I healed you and tasted you. No one else will take you now. I have marked you as Myne, though you hate that word. Yet, it is a protection the others would not dare to break.
After all, none can take a Royal One’s Favorite. They may as well attempt to take my sovereign’s chair! Ah, you have another word for that, don’t you? What is it again?
I am humoring, little love. I believe you know this word is Throne. The son of the AllFather commands much. Your people still use that word, do they not? Oh…but I am not who they call Thor, nor is my father Odin. Alas, that’s all a fantasy that grew from our last visit. My ancestors held those titles, not I. I would joy to give you my Name, but I fear you would never use it.
Little Love… If I were to tell you that I find you beautiful and I cherish you above all of my other acquired creatures, I think you would despise me for it even more, if such a thing were possible. If only I could soothe your sorrow somehow, without hiding your memories away, I would do it. I would do anything to make you feel joy.
You are so brave. I know my size frightens you. You want me to understand you so much. And indeed, I do try, sweeting. It is not easy. It takes much…magic? That is your word for it, is it not? For me to conform, I must contract myself and I’m not as well-practiced as my elders were, at least, not yet. It will come with time.
My brothers and sisters would think me mad, but…I do think we can mate. I think that is why your ancestors changed so quickly. I know it happened. The reports were numerous, though most were dismissed as embarrassing rumors. You would compare it to laying with your horses or other…pets. I am sorry. I know you hate that word! Yet I cannot find another as suitable, under the circumstances.
Familiar. Pet.
I want to pet you now, Dare’. I want to feel your little body in my hands, stroke your sun light hair and smell your strange, exotic aroma. I want to press you against me by the hearth. I want to become small for you, so I can touch your mouth again with mine. We are linked now, because of that. I didn’t know just how fast I could bond with you, but that…kiss? That small, small touch…this is what tied you to me. I was a fool to do so, but…now I desire to do it again. I fear it may never be.
In conclusion, I think I would have you learn my Name on the morrow. I will continue my quest to learn more about you, and perhaps, a better way to do this is to have you learn more of Me. Perhaps it will help you feel less threatened. Nay, I must have patience.
I love you, Dare’.
I do not know yet how, but someday you shall be made to know it.
- They can’t have sex, to put it bluntly. Every Irken is cloned, and the cloning process usually pops out a little over 30,000 smeets a cycle. It would be too much hassle to incorporate gentalia, as Irk is already overpopulated and the other Irkens having sex only to potentially come out with a smeet would simply feed the issue
- Since they do not have penises or vaginas, if they do feel the need or want to do such an activity, they will grind against each other (also known as dry humping). This gets rid of most feelings. However, generally they are “one-night stands” and don’t lead to much else, considering Irkens’ lack of love
- Irkens do, however, can get turned on, though it is a repressed instinct. It is actually rather dangerous for an Irken to have such desires on an enemy planet; while they will try to feel pleasure with any thing (liiving or not, there was never really a specified difference), it is less risky and self-harming to do so with another Irken
- Earth pheromones (the artificial ones) are great at doing such a thing (you can imagine how I came up with this one)
- If overstimulated, they won’t want to be touched or move
It’s kinda sad that a guy isn’t grabbing my thighs rn :/, I even put on stockings :(((!!!! I feel like I deserve that especially cause I look, like really cute rn :(((!!!! I feel like I also deserve, like thigh kisses and ass grabbing :(((, it’s only fair :(((((!!!!!!
Man it’s not fair >:(, I’ve been trying to get off since YESTERDAY and I still can’t >:(! LIKE COME ON HOW COME HE HAS TO HELP ME DO THIS >:((????? I’VE USED DILDOS, FINGERS, VIBES AND STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that helps is looking at his pics and him talking to me >:(((((((!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE NOT EVEN NUDES HE’S JUST PRETTY LET ME LIVE >:(!!!
I WAS JUST FINE BEFORE AND NOW IT’S **DIFFICULT**!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s literally so adorable, I just wanna give him hickeys literally everywhere and force him to be quiet. I wanna suck him off and look him in the eyes, forcing his hips down and stopping whenever he breaks any rules. Or better yet, skimming him with my teeth a little as a punishment for not doing what he’s meant to.
Focusing on the super sensitive part of his dick. I literally just wanna force him to stop moving and making any sound while I overstimulate him till it hurts. Idk if he’ll take it seriously and GENUINELY do what I say tho, so I guess I’ll just have to prove that he needs to listen :).
I haven’t cum in a God awful amount of time, and honestly if he could safely come over to my place rn, he could do whatever tf he wanted to and I’d accept it. Wanna drill into me and slam my head into the pillow? Go right tf ahead. Wanna cum on me multiple times? I’ll lay there and let you do that. Wanna spank and slap me so much my face and ass are red and hurt? Of fucking course here I’ll even line your hand up. Wanna spit on my hand and jack you off? Like you even have to ASK!!!
[Image ID 1: a page from the love stage (yaoi) manga. the main characters are obviously fucking but the middle panel is censored with a black bar. you can see the main character’s face. he is blushing and moaning. a speech bubble says “nnaah!”. the meme’s caption is written on top of the censor bar and it reads: “me when I’m around queer people and i get to use my normal voice instead of the trained voice i do for cissies” END ID 1]
[Image ID 2: a panel from another manga (or just stand alone art i don’t know) depicting a guy with short bright hair and glasses. he is blushing and sweating and his mouth is open to indicate that he is moaning. the meme is captioned “when you can finally talk normally after a long day of changing your voice for the cissies. END ID 2]
my queer friends respect me no matter what because they don’t try to force any traditional genders on me and that is why i love them
