Slytherins:

New white candles, flourishing orchids, pretending not to care about school but strives for an A, classic Russian literature, ivy growing on stone, snowflakes that land on your eyelashes and nose, lakes that seem to have no bottom, being the last one to go to bed and the first one up in the morning, faking confidence, listens to both classical music and hard metal, expert sarcasm, brutal games of truth or dare, having a bed covered in pillows and blankets because the dormitory is so cold, having a perfect skin routine, to-do lists, white lies, foggy mornings, zoning out in class, heavy black boots with black skinny jeans, always elegant, looks like they are constantly posing, sly comments in class to the person next to them, reads the chronicles of narnia whenever it snows, stained glass windows, learning Latin for fun, gets really competitive at uno, clenched teeth, raising one eyebrow, being really good at monopoly, try’s their absolute best but pretends not to.

Hufflepuff: “I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have”

Ravenclaw: “It’s Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.” 

Gryffindor: “I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.” 

Slytherin: “Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don’t care.”

Hufflepuff: *eating whole bag of favorite unhealthy snack*

Slytherin: “Didn’t you ask Ravenclaw to help you eat healthier?”

Hufflepuff: “Bite me.”