incorrect-slytherin:

True crime

Gryffindor: I got arrested for being too cool

Slytherin: all charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence

hermanione:

-me when giving advice

Hufflepuff: *eating whole bag of favorite unhealthy snack*

Slytherin: “Didn’t you ask Ravenclaw to help you eat healthier?”

Hufflepuff: “Bite me.”

Hufflepuff: “It’s a bird!”
Ravenclaw: “It’s a plane.”
Gryffindor: “Fuuuc- How do I stop this?!!?” *going haywire on a broomstick*
Slytherin: “It’s an idiot.”

Slytherin: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”

Gryffindor: “Not until 4.”