hisboobs:

mothersoldiergun:

michaelsworddean:

dean would ask cas about his type and cas would literally just describe dean and dean still would have no idea

@piesexuals

Remember WAY BACK when Javert mentioned that Alain had a brother for the first time? LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW

remember back when KMS arranged a meeting with Adel just to tell him his baby brother actually got dressed this morning

good times

edm-empress:

Asuka been murdering bitches for two years only to tap out in five seconds.

Shinsuke Nakamura cracked AJ’s skull in like fifteen different locations, only to lose to one Styles Clash.

Roman Reigns carried an entire feud on his own for two months only to lose.

Twice as hard, half as much amirite? 

hadeantaiga:

hadeantaiga:

I have made a meme to explain how Millennials aren’t destroying industries, the industries are destroying us:

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I want to say I am delighted at everyone saying “this is the worst graph mathematically but I get your point and approve”.

lareinemoderne:

Mass Effect be like

alaseux:

“who said the word please that made you hate it so much?” “i did.” is one of the most haunting lines of literature and i don’t think i’ll ever recover from it

demidorks:

Nico di Angelo: Annabeth Chase is flawless

Frank Zhang: I hear her hair was compared to a princess

Jason Grace: I hear she tricked arachne… In Rome

Leo Valdez: Her favorite movie is Roman Holiday

Piper McLean: One time she met Aphrodite on Charleston…

Hazel Levesque: … And she told her she was pretty

Percy Jackson: One time she judo flip me… It was awesome

abbaskiarostami:

Playing Witcher 3 and avoiding having sex with women

evensoul:

fruits basket tag, take a shot every time someone posts:

• “tohru is so annoying” or “machi is boring!!”
  
• the hatsuharu/student council president scene
  
• “i wish there was a season two!”
  
• anyone calling momiji a shota or inferring ritsu’s gender
• “shigure is so funny!!! XD”
  
• actual pictures of actual baskets of fruits

Also a surefire way to get alcohol poisoning. 

gvmestrength:

If Merlin episodes were Friends episodes

thegreatandpowerfultoaster:

Who needs “playlists” or “other songs” when the repeat button is right there, next to The Mechanisms ‘Pump Shanty’

raine-whispers:

dan lewis most character ever. he gets kidnapped by his dog alien soulmate he’s freed by yaz and the doctor then the universe ends he’s in the crimean war for like 5 minutes before he goes back home except his home has been invaded by more aliens except these ones look like potatoes. he sneaks into the enemy base with a wok witnesses 3 executions zoom calls the doctor who he’s spent like twenty minutes tops with. knocks out some potato aliens makes terrible puns gets saved (again) by his dog alien soulmate goes with the doctor to the?? temple of time?? ends up stuck in his memories for a while finds out his love interest is stuck in a walking prison. back to the tardis which is captured by a statue of an angel except the doctor, who, again, he has known for less than a day, chucks the angel out. now he’s involved in a search party for some kid in 1967. now he’s in 1901. they find the kid. the village is fucking floating in space. oh the doctor is an angel now. he’s stuck in 1901 for three years now.

tldr: my man is just having a really shit tuesday

Gryffindor: *sees someone flirting with their s/o*

Gryffindor: “Excuse me I have to go make a scene.”

Hufflepuff: *eating whole bag of favorite unhealthy snack*

Slytherin: “Didn’t you ask Ravenclaw to help you eat healthier?”

Hufflepuff: “Bite me.”

Hufflepuff: “It’s a bird!”
Ravenclaw: “It’s a plane.”
Gryffindor: “Fuuuc- How do I stop this?!!?” *going haywire on a broomstick*
Slytherin: “It’s an idiot.”

Slytherin: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”

Gryffindor: “Not until 4.”