#soc duology

Kaz: Jesper, not a word.

Jesper:…

Jesper:Fergalicious.

Kaz: I said no words.

Jesper: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble, it’s not a word? And now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

Kaz:I hate when people say “so tell me about yourself”.

Kaz: Like, what do you want to know? My trauma or my favourite colour?

Kaz:Be specific.

Wylan, with no idea on how to cook: A recipe is more a guideline. Real cooking comes from the heart.

Wylan: *Adds even more sugar*

Jesper, filming everyone: Everyone in this room is straight!

The crows:…

Jesper:April fools. We’re all Bi.

Kuwei: We’re going to die!

Kaz:Saints I hope so.

Mattias: There’s seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Inej: Have everyone stand.

Wylan:Bring three more chairs.

Jesper:The best seven of the lot can sit down!

Kaz:Kill three.

Kaz: Here’s a fun idea, we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.

Inej: We are not doing that.

Mattias, nodding:Mistlefoe.

Nina: Don’t encourage him!

Wylan: Consider the following.

Wylan: Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they’re called yeetbelts.

Colm, whispering to Jesper: What the fuck is a yeet?